Funny and funny birthday wishes for uncle. Funny and funny poems congratulations to uncle Pin up uncle on his birthday

03.12.2019 Diseases

Well, happy birthday to you, uncle!
And let everything be in chocolate:
Work, home, family and life,
May the good angel keep you.

For happiness, what else do you want?
Visit the bathhouse more often
With friends, with a broom to boot ...
And somewhere by the sea a cottage.

And so that with prosperity and good luck
You have always been on your way.
I also wish, for sure,
Go through life with humor.

Tell me, uncle, it's not for nothing
Your eyes are on fire.
Today, this day is beautiful
You were born into the world.

We wish you unprecedented victories,
All money - both big and small,
And very good health
For a lot of years.

Dear uncle, congratulations
Happy Birthday to You!
And with all my heart I wish
So that with joy, loving,
Your family surrounded you
All the whims were fulfilled,
Helped in beginnings
And in everything to understand!
To grow by leaps and bounds
All cash finances
Made a lot of profit
And they would not sing romances!

Uncle we are without boring rules
Happy birthday!
From the bottom of our hearts we wish
Life is sweet - like jam!

You were brave, and cheerful,
Your wallet was heavy
There was success in all cases,
All problems - on the teeth!

Live, uncle, long on this earth,
So that bread and salt are on the table,
And to them a little butter with caviar,
And a glass to the brim of transparent bitter!

I wish, uncle, that you are lucky,
For the mood we will find a potion,
On a Lexus, so that happiness rolls,
It sparkled so that fun this day!

Just as much as you want
Friends would go in a crowd,
Always had support
All troubles - only side!

There is no genius in the world
Comparable to him
Happy birthday uncle
Congratulations dear!

And I wish the main
(With a modest salary):
glorious prosperity
And huge love!

Hello my dear uncle,
I'm on my birthday with a soul
I wish you joy and happiness
Good luck, love and passion.

More happy endings in life
And only memorable moments
Respect from fate itself,
And just be a superman!

Dear uncle, you
Loud success in fate
I wish you a birthday
Let luck know no end!

Let the luck of the card reveal
And be sincere with you.
And get lucky in any business,
Like in the wildest dreams!

Happy Birthday to You,
Uncle, congratulations!
Everything you dream of
I wish you!

You are fair and smart
Good, brave and honest!
The best uncle is you!
There is no argument here!

What can I wish uncle?
birthday - celebrate
Relatives - do not forget!
Joy - to be!
Failures - forget!
Salary - grow,
Love - bloom!
Dreams come true
And don't relax yourself!

My mother has an older brother
I was always terribly glad to see him,
He came up with so many fun ideas
And was always the most interesting for children.
Today, uncle, you are a grown man,
But I still have fun with you always
May the abyss of life never take you,
Stay a child at heart you always!

I wish you, uncle, today I wish to note
Your birthday is on the sign "excellent"!
May this holiday meet you on a grand scale,
Fun, playful, satisfying and unusual.
Let them give you tons of cool gifts,
And in beautiful envelopes - millions!
So that you are full of happiness and surprise,
Uncle, happy birthday to you!

Happy holiday, my beloved uncle,
I hasten to congratulate you on your birthday.
But how, after all, you need to congratulate the dear,
In addition to the gift, I also give you these lines.
Stay always, as cheerful and kind,
After all, kindness and positive one day will save the world,
Responsive, wise, young and carefree,
Let's have a great feast in honor of the holiday.

Uncle, happy birthday
And I want only warmth.
So that you are always in the mood
To be happy forever.

I'll give you a nice car
To ride around the city on it.
To always be the happiest
And he just smiled with happiness.

Be the most gentle, and the sweetest,
Be the kindest and best.
And for your holiday, so beautiful,
Don't forget to invite me.

My uncle - the most honest rules,
And I love you for that
That you didn't set anyone up
For your good soul.

I wish on your birthday
Successfully be short
Love, health and luck,
You are the coolest on earth!

What do you wish a real man
Which uncle do I have to the same?
It's great to celebrate a birthday
And real, strong, faithful friendship!

May your holiday be remembered forever
May good things happen on this day
After all, you are a good man, uncle,
And try to have fun on such a day!

My uncle is a handsome man
And to a better life he is used to!
He achieved everything with strength and mind,
Let his path and home flow with happiness!
The woman you love will always be
The hand will help the Guardian in life.
Happy birthday, best and dear,
Luck, love and great roads!

We appreciate and respect uncle,
Congratulations on your birthday from the bottom of our hearts!
May he be strong, optimistic,
Beloved, lucky and practical!
Muses are faithful to you, unique,
Life is beautiful, bright, happy!
Be "on a horse" everywhere and always,
Harmony, strength, smiles, kindness!

happy birthday congratulations
And I wish day after day
Be happier and brighter
Like the sun outside the window.

I wish you health
Lots of laughter and warmth
For relatives to be near
And, of course, good!

Let there be more money
Travel and love.
A cup full of care
Peace, light, beauty!

Funny congratulations to uncle happy birthday

Anything you wish
Let your cars
Like gloves, he changes!

May health and good luck
Never leave
And in the family and at work
Love, appreciate, respect!

I'll tell you friends
What an uncle I have.
The most intelligent and beautiful
Compulsory and strong
Humorous and outspoken
Courageous, not mannered.
And at work - just an ace,
In general, uncle - the highest class!
Get congratulations
On your happy birthday!

You are always by my side,
My beloved uncle!
Everything will be all right:
Whatever doesn't work, we'll fix it!

Happy Birthday! Holiday bright -
The best reason to have fun!
We will celebrate him royally:
The main thing is to have a hangover!

Take it soon, uncle
Congratulations from me:
Let everything be chocolate
And do not get off, please, from the horse,

Don't lose a star in the sky
Grab her quickly!
Converge let credit-debit
In your bookkeeping!

Well, happy birthday to you, uncle!
And let everything be in chocolate:
Work, home, family and life,
May the good angel keep you.

For happiness, what else do you want?
Visit the bathhouse more often
With friends, with a broom to boot ...
And somewhere by the sea a cottage.

And so that with prosperity and good luck
You have always been on your way.
I also wish, for sure,
Go through life with humor.

I'll tell you friends
What kind of uncle do I have:
The most intelligent and beautiful
Mandatory and strong.

Humorous and outspoken
Courageous, not mannered.
And at work - just an ace.
In general, uncle - the highest class!

Get congratulations
On your happy birthday.
And take it under the kebab
You are a hundred grams and congratulations!

That's the day and that's the occasion!
Uncle, congratulations!
Be cheerful, healthy
Radiant like a diamond!
Niagara Falls
Let them fall from heaven
Rivers of money, joy,
A sea of happiness, a rain of miracles!

Friends would go in a crowd,
Always had support
All troubles - only side!

On you in any trouble
You can safely rely.
You will help us everywhere
Even if it's difficult.

And I'll probably say
Looking at your actions
Our whole family knows
You are the best uncle in the world.

Uncle we are without boring rules
Happy birthday!
From the bottom of our hearts we wish
Life is sweet - like jam!

You were brave, and cheerful,
Your wallet was heavy
There was success in all cases,
All problems - on the teeth!

Happy birthday to uncle

Live, uncle, long on this earth,
So that bread and salt are on the table,
And to them a little butter with caviar,
And a glass to the brim of transparent bitter!

I wish, uncle, that you are lucky,
For the mood we will find a potion,
On a Lexus, so that happiness rolls,
It sparkled so that fun this day!

Just as much as you want
Friends would go in a crowd,
Always had support
All troubles - only side!

I prepared congratulations for a long time uncle,
So that he was in chocolate for life,
I didn’t grimace and just didn’t get bored,
I got pleasure from life.
Birthday and everyone wants love
Send happiness and health
So that you are cheerful and lucky,
Everyone around, well, he loved like relatives.

From the soul and for the soul,
Accept the verse of the nephews,
Be healthy, don't get sick
Stay awake no more.
Happy Birthday to You,
Congratulations to the whole family
Dear beloved uncle,
We are very happy to congratulate you.
Have more money
Gather in a circle of friends
And be forever young
Our beloved and dear.

Don't know what it means to be lonely
Don't start smoking and drinking
Live healthy
And don't let your wife down.
Our uncle, for others an example,
And in labor matters an expert,
He does not know pain and worries,
And to borrow, not at all a "goon".
You are always filled with love
We meet you with bread and salt,
I wish you a birthday
So that all wishes come true.

Well, happy birthday to you, uncle!
And let everything be in chocolate:
Work, home, family and life,
May the good angel keep you.

For happiness, what else do you want?
Visit the bathhouse more often
With friends, with a broom to boot ...
And somewhere by the sea a cottage.

And so that with prosperity and good luck
You have always been on your way.
I also wish, for sure,
Go through life with humor.

I'll tell you friends
What kind of uncle do I have:
The most intelligent and beautiful
Mandatory and strong.

Humorous and outspoken
Courageous, not mannered.
And at work - just an ace.
In general, uncle - the highest class!

Get congratulations
On your happy birthday.
And take it under the kebab
You are a hundred grams and congratulations!

Happy Birthday. I wish to be a serious uncle in life, who can easily destroy any situation, who can easily take any bull by the horns. Health to you, uncle, incredible luck and strong hugs from close and dear people.

Tell me, uncle, it's not for nothing
Your eyes are on fire.
Today, this day is beautiful
You were born into the world.

We wish you unprecedented victories,
All money - both big and small,
And very good health
For a lot of years.

Happy birthday dear uncle!
I'll start from afar:
Be rich for years
And all the rest - for centuries.

Let it be filled with comfort
Every day in your destiny
Let her not joke with you -
Always be on horseback.

So that, spreading caviar on bread,
Staring at your success
You were amazed once:
- Well, well, I'm the coolest of all!

Beloved uncle, happy jam day,
Congratulations to you today.
Let the world be the way you want
Dreams come true day and night.

Health so as not to fail
Well, in business it was always lucky,
To have your own car
And so that the family was friendly!

Happy Birthday,
The best uncle in the world!
Let luck break into life
And success shines like the sun.

Let the inspiration flow
Let happiness knock you down
The mood is rushing to the sky,
And your eyes are shining!

Happy birthday, uncle
Our beloved friend.
You are a great guy
With many merit.

It's interesting with you
And always funny.
Of course we are big
Uncle is lucky!

We wish you happiness
And in work - success.
Let the bad weather pass
With a lot of interference.

There will be only joy
And love flight.
Everything you dreamed about
Let it come to life!

Our uncle of the strictest rules,
Inspires respect and honor
We congratulate you on your birthday
And in life, may you always be lucky!

Health, optimism, strength in addition,
stability; warmth
In the family to be preserved, not otherwise,
And prosperity flowed to you like a river!

Let everyone bypass troubles,
And always be gentle and sweet with your aunt
Your advice is very valuable to us.
Always be happy, never be sad!

It's your birthday today
At such a sweet moment
To you from me - a poem
And the warmest compliment

I wish you success in everything,
You - uncle is just the highest class,
You - a lot of joy and laughter,
And may Fortune love you!

Tell me, uncle, it's not without reason,
Welcoming guests with ardor,
Is your aunt busy in the morning?

And the table is set, and guests are assembled.
Let's raise a toast one more time
And it's time to say goodbye.

Good luck, events,
Gifts needed for a bright date,
And in a world full of realism -
Miracles, kindness and optimism.

Also - iron health,
Families filled with love
Wealth, prosperity.
Let everything be easy and smooth.

I congratulate uncle today
I wish you a reward for your work,
I wish you wonderful adventures
Life is good and interesting,

May you always be on top
May success come to you already
And prosperity and honor
And in the game let's be lucky.

Let the mustache and sideburns grow,
Talent is added
Because today is your birthday
I wish you great joy. ©

Today is laughter, fun,
Excellent mood.
Wonderful wishes
Sea of kindness and attention

After all, today is a holiday
My most beautiful uncle
I'll give you a frog to kiss
Will become your wife and just like an ideal.

You will love her, adore her,
You will give birth to children
May your birthday dreams come true
Happiness, joy, Have a good mood. ©

I congratulate my uncle today
After all, you were born
Let there be joy and laughter
I wish you strength and victories.

May you be a beautiful knight
And the ladies will all fall at their feet,
May you be the most passionate in the world
May you give a rebuff to your enemies.

I wish you the best life
I wish you happiness and love,
May you be the most powerful
You will become the most beautiful. ©

I wish you dear, uncle,
Accept gifts without looking
stack them on the couch
In your big beautiful hall

And open them in the evening
and enjoyment to receive
From all the gifts that were given
I want you to be loved.

I want to be respected
And friends in trouble, so as not to leave,
To live like in chocolate
The day passed like a parade

Solemn and simply cool,
After all, you are my uncle not in vain,
You are good, there is no doubt about it,
Happy Birthday!