Left behind your back
Fifty wonderful years.
Accelerated, slowed down
And now their trail is gone.

Increasing every day
Life experience for everyone
Remain respected -
For family and colleagues.

We wish you good luck.
Yes, so as not to grow old in soul.
Happy birthday!
Know that we are always with you.

Superman, the dream of all women
Knows exactly what.
He will take any load on his shoulders -
And forward, almost running.

With your holiday worthy,
At 50, a man is class!
Be always handsome sultry,
Just be dexterous, rukast.

And live in harmony with your wife,
And with children do not know the problems!
Don't get old at 50
Only bloom to the envy of everyone!

You are already fifty, and you are handsome,
Smarter than many young people!
Congratulations on your anniversary
And the curls are not visible then gray.
Man you are in your prime
Mind, strength, heart and soul.
Let grandchildren please, and children.
Get old, our knight, do not rush.

Half a century? solid date,
It should be noted well
To be remembered with a smile once,
What a fabulous holiday.
I wish you health and strength,
Peace of mind, happiness, warmth,
To carry more women in their arms,
Life to be both warm and bright!

You are fifty today.
We hasten to congratulate you on your birthday.
And wish you a lot of happiness
And youthful days of prolongation.
Let the gray hair give solidity,
And the look sparkles and intoxicates.
Let health add strength
And heal from ailments.

You are fifty today
Already half a life behind
But you are still young
Smart, handsome, strong, desperate!
You are also an example to others
In business, in the family, in my work.
You adore and love
Don't let age worry you.
We wish you happiness, a sea of ​​\u200b\u200blaughter,
To be healthy and fit.
Wealth, joy, success.
And forget about problems.

It does not matter that the years are rushing and today is fifty,
Let the anniversary five remind you of your grandchildren.
Do not rush to forget these past years,
You were a good father, but rather smile!
From success went to success, you got everything with labor,
There is a beloved wife and children, a warm and cozy house.
May old age not touch you, always be full of strength,
Be still kind, so that you never feel sad!...

Congratulations to the hero of the day!
You are already fifty.
Let the guitar take the chord
And sings in your soul.
May there always be only happiness
Money, joy, faith, laughter.
Let it not be divided into parts
Neither health nor success.
Let the years not be powerful
Never over you.
All events are great.
The heart is always young!

You can sum it up
Already on the path of life
Fifty years you walked away,
Acquired a solid capital:
Skills, skills and experience
New heights at work
Comfortable housing, car,
The income of a successful man.
But the main capital is the family
Colleagues, true friends,
Authority and respect.
On the fiftieth birthday
Be proud of yourself dear friend
And control your dream!

Cool congratulations to a man for 50 years

You have an anniversary today.
Pour a glass quickly
Drink it to the bottom
So that life is full of goodness.

Drink for health, for love,
So that the blood does not freeze in the veins of men.
May joy and success reign in life,
After all, you are 50 today!

In the anniversary 50
Be happy and rich
Children, grandchildren and friends
All congratulate you.

We wish you were
Alive, healthy and full of energy
To always go forward
Day after day, year after year.

To be successful, lucky
And in love, so that you are happy
Regardless of the years
He was always young at heart.

We drink for you, dear, today.
Fifty dollars - he is not yet a hundred.
Fate, like an experienced bawd,
Gathered all loved ones who agree,
What a husband you are, a friend, a wonderful father!
And let toasts sound for it,
And the guests wish health!
Everyone knows it's not easy being the best.
Let's keep this brand
You are many good years!

Half a century lived not in vain -
Half a life is already in your basket.
I wish you always
Look like a model from the picture.
Do not grow old in face and spirit,
Go to the sea every six months.
Dream, love and grow young

These are the tricks, brothers:
Years do not run - they fly.
You go to bed - eighteen,
Wake up in the morning - fifty.

Foaming champagne in a glass
We congratulate you on your anniversary!
50 is not old for a man.
You are cheerful, slim and full of strength.
We wish all dreams come true
Great plans come true
Well, fleeting sorrows
You were visited as little as possible.
Have fun, enjoy, love
And live to a hundred, at least.
May good luck be a big blue bird
Your life will soon be knocked on the door.

On the 50th anniversary
We wish you wisdom and strength.
Don't regret the years you've lived
And remember those to whom you were an example.
You experience, knowledge and skills
Multiply like valuable capital.
Appreciate friends! And your enemies
There is only malice in them, no matter who you become.
Friends gathered to congratulate you,
We wish you life victories, awards!
So that your misses do not wait,
And there were no barriers to success!

You are the coolest age for a man
Today is the anniversary - turned fifty,
And there is no reason for grief and anxiety,
Women still blushing about you.
But I think it's definitely worth it.
Fifty years, or even seventy years to live,
So that girls, those that are half as young,
Head all the same as before circling!

For a man - 50,
This is the golden age.
And time goes back
You are still young too.
Only in the eyes of the year and experience,
And life savvy.
And straightening his shoulders proudly,
Catch from the fate of gifts.
We only want happiness
Colors in everything.
Women, do not count the years
Be the leading ship.

Anniversary. You are fifty today.
Let your eyes shine with kind light.
Be healthy and always be happy
And let sadness never touch.
Only wisdom let the years bring you
And luck will always be your companion.
Do not get sick and do not grow old - we need you.
And may you not be subject to years.
"Fifty already" - let someone say.
"The gray hair is already silvering the curls."
So what, they want - let them speak.
And let your eyes burn with joy.
Do not be sad, do not grow old, do not lose heart.
And with friends, more often than not be alone.
happy anniversary, be healthy
Let there be happiness and love in life.

The same age for a man
You are young, you are fifty.
There's no reason to be upset
Everyone around you is telling you that.
And know what it's worth
Fifty years to live
What would women younger than twice
Still spinning your head!

The hero of the day today is like a groom -
So shining! Written beauty!
It can be seen someone, hastening from excitement,
Corrected the number 20 to 50!
It's hard to believe in your fifty dollars!
And in the eyes only fire plays!
Let age be just a bridge
For which so much more awaits!

50 is the date! Is it a lot or not?
We wish you today
Until the Caucasian years to live.
And not in a way to reach
And to fly like a hawk,
So that the years are already gray
You take steep peaks
Stay like this -
Forever cheerful, young!
We won't judge by age
By the number of years that have passed
If you are still full of vigor -
So there is no place for old age!
Let a smile light up your face
Even if the gray hair is like snow.
Age is, by God, a mistake,
If a person is young at heart!

Comic poems for the anniversary of a man 50 years old with humor

For half a century that has passed
From your birth
Raise this toast
Just in awe
What do we have in life YOU,
Kind, smart, honest,
And from head to toe
All so wonderful!

On the fiftieth anniversary
We would like to wish
So that with a positive new day
You were ready to meet.

May vigor and energy
Flowing over the edge
In all matters of luck,
Live, take risks, dream!

You are fifty today
We are all happy to congratulate you.
And your age is not a problem,
On the contrary, he is your reward.
In it the mind and wisdom are gathered,
Goals already achieved.
Raging in it, as before, life
And waiting for your bold decisions.
So let this anniversary
Leave a lot of impressions.
Be fresh, lucky, don't get sick -
An example for the younger generations!

You still have so much beauty and strength
That they still fall in love with you, fall in love,
Even youth will envy such.
Where can youth compete
With your experience and charm of the soul,
Life begins at fifty
At fifty - everything is just ahead!

You fifty dollars, go nuts!
The years are flying faster
But you still have to fly
Many new anniversaries.
There will be many victories
Certainly in your life.
Today you are many years old
But you are definitely young!

May all dreams come true at fifty
And every day brings only victories!
I wish you to be happy
So that there is no trace of sorrow!
Let children, grandchildren, relatives, friends
Will always support and support,
And all efforts are not in vain,
I know for sure that you will move mountains!

50 is not autumn yet,
Fireworks and starry rain!
Happy Anniversary
Anniversaries are always good.
And we don't draw a line
"Junk" is another engine,
We make him stronger
Enough power for a hundred years.
Let your activity boil
And health will be - class.
A positive person
Stay with us!

Let's have fun, let's sing songs!
At dear husband Today there is a reason.
Fifty years have passed since you were born,
But still I didn’t walk up, I want women, wow, you!

Like a thoroughbred stallion, you all wanted to ride,
I'm just afraid you won't be able to plow deep.
But, by the way, along the old, familiar furrow
It would be nice to keep you in a tight rein!

And, in general, happy birthday, my favorite horse!
I wish you a sea of ​​\u200b\u200bjoy, longer - jump and jump!
You will frolic for many years until the very end,
And we are for your happiness, oh, we will drink all the wine!

Oh, the garden is grapes,
Today we are walking!
Druzhban already fifty!
Pour in full

So that the end is not visible,
Pour, so pour!
What do we wish a friend -
Managed to take a walk

With the young, and not so,
With or without temperament.
And health, by the way,
Good luck, money - to heaven!

You are not a womanizer, a careerist!
You are a pedant, my friend!
Eh, let's shake it fast
Let's eat at the pub

Adventures on your ...,
Maybe love.
You are already fifty
Real, not conditional.

You should wish
Think less about money
And then your reward
Waiting on women's lips!

Anniversary is coming
Your date is round
Man's birthday
Fifty - yes, just class!

He has been successful in life
He built a house and a wife.
Fifty is such a milestone!
But don't worry, no, he doesn't.

We wish - more women
They surrounded him so that
To be interesting to them
Everyone loved to have it!

There is a birthday in our house today,
Simply dazzling to look at
Like a brand new fifty
From happiness sparkles and shines.
Happy anniversary, congratulations from the bottom of our hearts,
May all cherished dreams come true
Let life surprise you
Let reliable friends surround you.

Fifty, not so many
Everything is ahead of you
On a bright and wide road,
We wish you to confidently go to the centennial anniversary.
May health never fail
May fate always be kind
Always be loved and desired
May the Lord keep from troubles and evil.

Today is a holiday
You are 50 years old
For a year you became wiser than they are richer,
You deserve admiration, it's no secret.
We sincerely wish you happiness,
Peace, joy, family warmth,
Let all bad weather bypass you,
May the sun of luck always shine on you.

Funny toasts with 50th birthday to a man at the table

Frankly, he plunged us into shock,
And this is not easy to understand:
He's a half-ass today
And he's practically a teenager -
How joyfully the eyes shine!
How life's ardor is inescapable!
And we are proud to offer:
For fifty - fifty!

Think he's fifty!
But not seventy, not ninety.
And in a boring life can you find out
How easy it is to enjoy life!

Wake up one morning, but not at home,
And conscience, so as not to torment later.
Do not hear from the wife of a raised tone,
And only a quiet: “Hi! Are you already at home?"

Pleasant dreams, where is your sweetness!
Well, it must be - I had such a dream.
And we want to wish you in reality -
Be cheerful, young and strong!

Fifty is not yet a stoplight,
You still really - the light is green!
Don't talk about how tired you are
You are still strong and so vigorous!

You are like a cucumber, strong to the crunch,
Well, except that - not green, like a youth,
Pockets crackle from the greens of the "cabbage",
In the distance, your end is not yet visible!

What is there to say to a normal man?
Live and prosper for another fifty years!
And there is still time - to reach the top in love,
Let “THIS” be stronger, and the look be firmer!

Left behind your back
Fifty wonderful years.
Accelerated, slowed down
And now their trail is gone.

Increasing every day
Life experience for everyone
Remain respected -
For family and colleagues.

We wish you luck
Yes, so as not to grow old in soul.
Happy Birthday!
Know that we are always with you.

Do not be afraid, dear, the numbers -
Old age was invented by those
Who does not value health
I drank a lot of beer and vodka.

You were into sports
Got up early in the morning
Went out for charging
The wheel was spinning.

Turnovers do not slow down -
Pour a glass for guests.
Don't forget youth
Raise the bar higher!

You have something to strive for
With a grandson you need to tinker,
Fall in love with your wife again
Happiness is knocking at the door again.

What date - fifty -
Here is the anniversary!
Friends at the holiday table
Pick it up soon.

And let there be no sad faces
Let there be a mountain feast
All congratulations to you -
Today you are a hero.

Rich, successful, full of energy -
A man anywhere.
So stay young
For many years!

For half a century that has passed
From your birth
Raise this toast
Just in awe
What do we have in life YOU,
Kind, smart, honest,
And from head to toe
All so wonderful!

Flip through the pages with a smile of life,
If something is missed, then catch up
If something is not done, then bring it to life,
If the mountains interfere, then turn them down!

If you see obstacles - crush them,
If you are looking for answers - solve puzzles,
If you want a star - so you get it,
In my 50 most beautiful years
Become the happiest man!

Years are like degrees.
At nine - there is no special joy,
At eighteen - there is something boorish ...
At thirty - lightweight, feminine ...
Fourty? Well, a serious degree!
But he is no longer happy -
The degree needs to be raised
For fifty dollars - keep it up !!!

At 50 years old - she-she -
How not to notice here:
This glorious anniversary
It should be noted!
To try cognac
Yes, turn up the heat.
And say something like this:
"Glory to the hero of the day!"

Your youth has grown older
Not just because of age, no!
Fifty is just the beginning
The beginning of sports victories!
At half a hundred - get up in the morning and stretch,
And after that, and running 50,
And after that 50 push-ups,
Then there will be no barriers in fate.
Happy birthday to all of you
And from the bottom of our hearts, we sincerely wish you:
Bloom like a lotus, like a tulip!
Boil like a fiery volcano!

Happy anniversary to you, fifty
Congratulations, buddy, you!
And I wish that your turning
The mechanism has never rusted.
For the girls to love you
And a ray of sun warmed them all
From the edge of a noticeable, hardly,
Reflecting, just like mirrors.
I wish my grandchildren to grow up glorious,
So that everyone falls in love with grandfather literally.
After all, it seems to them, Carlson, recently
He settled next to them in the bedroom.

Funny birthday greetings to a man of 50 years

The anniversary is very important for you,
And a smile pleases the eye
At 50 you are fresh and cheerful,
We wish you well and love!

Like a polished penny,
The birthday boy shines.
No, guys, it's not like that:
He's already a fifty!
Order a gun now
Spinning and flashlight.
Only your desire
Well, we will give!
Life experience about you:
Don't drink, don't quit.
May fate give you
Anything you ask!

The same age for a man
You are young, you are fifty.
There's no reason to be upset
Everyone around you is telling you that.
And know what it's worth
Fifty years to live
What would women younger than twice
Still spinning your head!

Well, that, the first fifty kopecks slipped,
Where is the harem that I predicted to myself
Where is that yacht, with the ark what, muddler?
And he promised to ride.
Where are those royal mansions gone,
Where is the garage with the Jaguars in a row,
Well, what about your football club?
Have eaten. By the way, where are the squids?
Well, of course it's all a joke.
Congratulations! You are fifty.
I know the time has come, where is the minute
It costs the former almost sixty.
Let love be your share
And then time can be forgotten.
By the way, time, clock, where is your Rolex?
He promised to come only in it.

You have something to look forward to
You have something to remember.
And choke on excitement:
What is good, what is evil to remember.
Behind time is like distance
Five decades of living!
Yes, this is the state!
Louder than the most significant coins!
Abundance of strength and youth
The world of loved ones, enemies and friends -
Unfold like a scroll
twenty thousand days and nights
In your savings twenty thousand,
But there are no "wooden rubles".
How many sparks did you create
At the birth of days and nights.
Twenty thousand! Without any inflation!
There are no depreciated banknotes here.
And you don't need compensation.
Your life is full of openwork!
At twenty thousand, you are wise. But not only.
You are lucky, healthy and beautiful.
We wish you so much more
Invest in your priceless asset.

In the country today the nationwide
And the long-awaited anniversary:
The day is not working, but free:
Walk, Russia, have fun!" -
In the morning it sounds on all channels,
That the hero of the day is fifty!
And in life he achieved a lot,
Worked for thirty years in a row!
They come from all nearby areas
And from distant regions
Postcards, millions of letters,
And telegrams from the authorities!
Among the most important congratulations
There is what the president writes:
Waiting for the hero of the day rewarding
And a wonderful present!
In this heap of memorable gifts
And the hero will find this verse,
We, too, now hold the brand
And congratulations with all our hearts!

My favorite hero of the day, my dearest,
Fifty years is such a wonderful age,
All doors and paths are open before you,
You can already choose where you go.
If you want, you can wave to the resort,
Just darling, don't forget to take me with you!
To be always beautiful and healthy,
Just as caring, gentle and funny.

Behind your shoulders are now left,
Fifty beautiful, bright, long years.
They either accelerated, then they stopped, then they slowed down,
And now at all - their trace has caught a cold.
But you, hero of the day, multiply every day,
Experience life for yourself and for all of us,
And at the same time always remain loved and respected,
For family, children, friends and colleagues!

I want to wish you luck and kindness,
On your fiftieth birthday,
May the cold never disturb the soul,
So that happiness helps you always warm up.
Let the song always sound inside joy,
And so that the money was "hens do not peck",
Stay the same wise, sympathetic, honest,
May there be peace and comfort in the family.

Congratulations on your anniversary
On this festive day.
I want to look great
In the eyes burned to the light.

Let there be peace and comfort in the house,
Relatives surround with care.
The birds sing their songs
And friends meet with a smile!

May all dreams come true at fifty
And every day brings only victories!
I wish you to be happy
So that there is no trace of sorrow!

Let children, grandchildren, relatives, friends
Will always support and support,
And all efforts are not in vain,
I know for sure that you will move mountains!

Fifty is a respectable age,
Wisdom and success in business.
The hero of the day is friends with sports
And dressed like an oligarch.
He wears stylish clothes
The most expensive brands
And the smell of perfume is fresh,
In general, he is still a groom.
He is educated and well-groomed,
Courage not to take
And of course it can easily
Give the youth a head start.
And in his soul, probably
Kindness dwells
Happy Anniversary!
Live long, up to a hundred years!

Half glass. Dispute not needed
Who sees this subject.
Fifty for dinner
Healthier than a hundred at lunch.

You deceived me
In response to my question:
It's only been twenty-five
You are old today.
She told me - the old woman -
Now... fifty!
And the legs are from the ear
And the breasts do not hang!
So be as nice
In the world of all one
And in my life the main
You have become. And - native!

In the anniversary 50
Be happy and rich
Children, grandchildren and friends
All congratulate you.

We wish you were
Alive, healthy and full of energy
To always go forward
Day after day, year after year.

To be successful, lucky
And in love, so that you are happy
Regardless of the years
He was always young at heart.

Comic congratulations on the anniversary of 50 years to a man

Like a polished penny,
The birthday boy shines.
No, guys, it's not like that:
He's already a fifty!

Order a gun now
Spinning and flashlight.
Only your desire
Well, we will give!

Life experience with you:
Don't drink, don't quit.
May fate give you
Anything you ask for!

Congratulations on fifty
Happy anniversary, my friend.
May you enter an honorable age,
But there is still a lot of strength in the hands,
There is a desire to live and work,
Plans to build and implement,
And sometimes hunting with friends
Take a walk at a drunken feast.
Let the girls love you
You love them too
Let colleagues, friends respect
And don't rush into retirement.
We will celebrate fifty dollars today
The coolest, (NAME), just know
Anniversary, dear birthday man,
Congratulations, pour!

What is fifty? -
This is half life.
Time to take stock
And take new heights.
Wisdom, strength to take with you,
Throw in the past all adversity
And happy path
Fun gait firm
Many, many years to walk
Not sad, not sick
And celebrate along the way
Many new anniversaries.

More than fifty dollars, only a hundred. But the point is
What a hundred - in the fog, and fifty dollars - here it is.
Your anniversary of such rounded shapes,
As processed on a lathe.
And round, known to all for a long time,
Like a wheel: with it the force of friction
Small and does not interfere with movement
In any direction. And they are full.
Choose the one that leads to success
Leads a man in the prime of life
And we wish that before victories
You arrived with minimal friction!

Superman, the dream of all women
Knows exactly what.
He will take any load on his shoulders -
And forward, almost running.

With your holiday worthy,
At 50, a man is class!
Be always handsome sultry,
Just be dexterous, rukast.

And live in harmony with your wife,
And with children do not know the problems!
Don't get old at 50
Only bloom to the envy of everyone!

Comic congratulations to a man for 50 years

Anniversary fifty!
And the eyes are on fire.
Young and energetic
Age is fantastic.
From the bottom of my heart I want to say
Wish you good health
Long life and good luck
To easily solve problems.
So that every holiday this
Gathered friends in the house!

Years go by - you already have fifty dollars,
But do not be discouraged, dear birthday man,
Do not hang your nose, our super hero of the day,
You are strong and handsome, like a hussar.
I have money and a good car
And you, like an amazing man,
Women are not deprived of attention at all,
In amorous affairs, you are certainly a champion.
I wish you good health
To fill the veins with hot blood
And stay the same for many years
Go through life, smile at people.

Fifty is not much
This is just the middle
Our life path
Interesting, bright, long.
Rich experience behind
Lots of knowledge and ideas.
And today is a super date,
Your beautiful anniversary.
I wish you happiness
And health ahead
To enjoy the dear
Fifty more to go.

I wish you love, fall in love,
Get married, have sex.
Then be fruitful, multiply,
And also have sex.
Give yourself up to work with passion,
And then have sex.
Enjoy the blessings of life
And have sex zealously.
All that I dreamed about, wait,
And still have sex.
And don't give up when you get older! -
Getting old, but having sex!...
It's time to wrap up:
Invited to have sex.

You are our happiness today -
In these anniversary days -
More fun, wiser and more beautiful
You are the only one in the world.
AND, short text total
(After all, envious people hang!):
You have become younger than all of us
At fifty years old!
Even your gray hair paints you ...
For gray hair today we drink to the bottom!

Happy Anniversary
And we wish from the bottom of our hearts
Achievement of all goals
Enjoy, don't rush

Eat life with a huge spoon
Always be young at heart
Naughty (well, at least a little bit),
Stay young!

Five dozen - anniversary
Without a doubt golden.
Anniversary broad-shouldered,
Smart, brave, businesslike.
There's a reason to have fun
It's all right, well done
You are the real man
Husband, caring father.
Congratulations and wish
Positive, happiness to you,
Be the way I know you
Young beyond their years!

You are fifty years old!
On this anniversary, I wish
To life golden blossom
You fervently, joyfully met!

Many peaks have conquered you,
May new victories await
So that you, as the ruler of life,
They were warmed by happiness and kindness!

So that dreams come true without interference,
The mood was great
Optimism, fun and success
Your days were crowned harmoniously! ©

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What is fifty for a man?
Time of maturity and new achievements!
Let the strength and energy charge
Will lead you on the path of accomplishments.

Let the Jubilee be remembered with fun,
And everyday life will not be the same,
So that you live in the world for many days
Joyful, beautiful, in a word cool.

Let health be only "five"
Well, the mood tends to rise,
So that you can take all the best from life
And, of course, always be proud of yourself! ©

On the anniversary day
be sedate
I wish you
I will give warm edges,
I wish you warmth
Joy and goodness
I wish that at 50
It was fun to walk
Through the open spaces and forests,
Through the beautiful islands
I wish the tap dance
Beat you on a submarine! ©

A fifty kopeck rolled up to you,
The sixth decade is coming.
You have lived for many years
But you have a lot to look forward to.
Yes, you are still healthy as a bull.
And do not rush to the pharmacy.
With me you drink, man,
At least half a century more.
You didn't even fly into space
He hasn't used up his potential.
With the beginning of you all began,
Let's roll over a hundred!

You are fifty today.
We hasten to congratulate you on your birthday.
And wish you a lot of happiness
And youthful days of prolongation.
Let the gray hair give solidity,
And the look sparkles and intoxicates.
Let health add strength
And heal from ailments.

You are fifty today
Already half a life behind
But you are still young
Smart, handsome, strong, desperate!
You are also an example to others
In business, in the family, in my work.
You adore and love
Don't let age worry you.
We wish you happiness, a sea of ​​\u200b\u200blaughter,
To be healthy and fit.
Wealth, joy, success.
And forget about problems.

Congratulations on the anniversary
And I wish at fifty
Achieve your goals
Without financial costs.
Let everything be in excess
And health to hell.
Lottery and cards
You always win.
Eat happiness with a huge spoon
Always be young at heart
Stomp along the path for a long time
With a cheerful face!

Foaming champagne in a glass
We congratulate you on your anniversary!
50 is not old for a man.
You are cheerful, slim and full of strength.
We wish all dreams come true
Great plans come true
Well, fleeting sorrows
You were visited as little as possible.
Have fun, enjoy, love
And live to a hundred, at least.
May good luck be a big blue bird
Your life will soon be knocked on the door.

There is a birthday in our house today,
Simply dazzling to look at
Like a brand new fifty
From happiness sparkles and shines.
Happy anniversary, congratulations from the bottom of our hearts,
May all cherished dreams come true
Let life surprise you
Let reliable friends surround you.

Fifty, not so many
Everything is ahead of you
On a bright and wide road,
We wish you to confidently go to the centennial anniversary.
May health never fail
May fate always be kind

May the Lord keep from troubles and evil.

Fifty years - Funny and pleasant congratulations for the hero of the day

In the business of congratulations, you need to be able to accurately combine humor and wishes. 50 years is not so much, therefore for the birthday man you can safely prepare funny and bright words that will make this day an unforgettable and pleasant one for the hero of the day.

Today is a holiday
You are 50 years old
For a year you became wiser than they are richer,
You deserve admiration, it's no secret.
We sincerely wish you happiness,
Peace, joy, family warmth,
Let all bad weather bypass you,
May the sun of luck always shine on you.

Time flies fast like a bird
Another page flipped in the diary of life
Happy 50th anniversary today,
Invite your friends to the table.
We wish you joy, good luck,
And the mood of beauty in addition,
Always be loved and desired
May the Lord keep you from troubles.

Smarter than many young people!

And the curls are not visible then gray.
Man you are in your prime
Mind, strength, heart and soul.
Let grandchildren please, and children.

You are already fifty, and you are handsome,
Smarter than many young people!
Congratulations on your anniversary
And the curls are not visible then gray.
Man you are in your prime
Mind, strength, heart and soul.
Let grandchildren please, and children.
Get old, our knight, do not rush.

Today the hero of the day celebrates his fifty dollars,
Shining with freshness, vivacity and beauty,
Today is not an easy birthday for him,
And the anniversary, as they say, is golden!
That fifty is absolutely impossible to believe,
All this brilliance and heat in your playful eyes,
It's easy for you to sing and dance for us,
Or maybe they messed up sometime in passports?

More than fifty dollars, only a hundred. But the point is
What a hundred - in the fog, and fifty dollars - here it is.
Your anniversary of such rounded shapes,
As processed on a lathe.
And round, known to all for a long time,
Like a wheel: with it the force of friction
Small and does not interfere with movement
In any direction. And they are full.
Choose the one that leads to success
Leads a man in the prime of life
And we wish that before victories
You arrived with minimal friction!

What is 50 years old? Not a year
When eyes burn with fire
If the soul is still a horseman,
When things are in full swing in your hands!
And there is no doubt:
Half a century for a man is a color!
And let the head turn gray
This is such nonsense!
When all the same slender growth,
And a strong heroic torso,
And sharp Hawkeye -
All this is with you, all with you!
We wish that up to a hundred years
Your portrait has not changed!

Fifty is a round number
A new phase begins
Let everything that you once wished
Turn into results soon!

To be healthy, family loved,
Real good friends
And large and stable incomes
We wish you a Happy Anniversary!

Don't be afraid of numbers, they are harmless
Only the weak are scared.
Did the fifty hit? You probably
You think you're old...
Where are you! You're creepy young

Healthy, and vigorous, and full of strength,
You give us all a great reason
Say how nice you are today.
Be, hero of the day, an example to us,
And we will raise 100 grams.

Our dear, unlucky,
Husband, man and man!
For me, you are a legitimate husband,
For a mistress - a man.

For acquaintances, you are a man,
For colleagues, you are just a boss,
And today there is a reason
Pull up your nose.

Fifty to you, dear!
We congratulate you.
Be for us always a MAN!
We ask - she and I!

It is easy and difficult to congratulate a man on his anniversary: ​​it is easy if you know the tastes and hobbies of the hero of the day well, it is difficult if he takes his hobby very seriously - then you can not please. Men, as a rule, like to receive either practical gifts or cool ones - that's why wonderful option for the men's anniversary there will be a congratulation in which you can combine both.

For example, before giving a truly valuable gift (an envelope with money or gift Certificate), you can arrange a delivery - comic presents, which talk about the profession or hobby of the hero of the day - this, for sure, will please the culprit himself and create an atmosphere of festive fun at the table.

With the help of a funny instruction or eyeliner, you can give the hero of the day a very practical and ordinary gift in an original way: a bottle of vodka, a watch, etc. This is a great way to bring joy to the hero of the day and add variety to the series, albeit beautiful, but stereotyped wishes ..

Here are collected best ideas Internet (thanks to the authors) on how to arrange comic congratulations with gifts for the anniversary of a man.

1. Congratulations from photos with music for the hero of the day

Do you want your birthday greetings to be special and memorable?
We offer great option- a slide show of photos and videos with the favorite music of the hero of the day. You can make a wonderful video greeting quickly and easily right now, on Fromfoto.com. And it will be a really high-quality product created using the latest computer technologies. Such a gift will pleasantly surprise not only the hero of the day, but also his guests, because it is customary to celebrate anniversaries with loved ones.

2. A cool gift for the hero of the day "Healing air"

(Auror A. Belimova)

For this comic gift, stock up on a three-liter jar. It needs to be rolled up (we advise on reverse side apply caps a small amount of fir oil, so that when you open the jar, a barely perceptible aroma of pine forest is actually heard from it); stick a label on it with the following content: “Healing air of a pine forest. The content of ozone is 2 percent, oxygen - 23, carbon dioxide - 0.03 percent. Volume 3 liters. Use within an hour of opening.

You should not immediately show this present to the birthday man. First, read the following terms to him:

“- If you want to feel young at any age, you need to have an excellent pulse.

- If you want to feel young at any age and admire beautiful girls, you need one hundred percent vision.

- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls and walk with them in the park, you need strong legs.

- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls, walk with them in the park and kiss them hard - you need fresh breath.

“And if you want to enjoy all this, you need to breathe deeply!”

And only after that you hand over a three-liter jar, loudly announcing its contents and purpose.

3. A comic gift for a man "Miracle slippers with instructions"

(Author K. Cheregoshkina)

You can also give your beloved man ordinary slippers by attaching a cool instruction or a memo in a beautifully designed version to them:

"Men's slippers. Our sizeless slippers, easily adapting to the shape and length of your foot, will give you confidence, emphasize your individuality and complement the image of a real man in an unexpected way.

- Not a single woman will resist you if you are shod in slippers of our production!

- Our slippers heal not only the body, but also the soul: they are recommended for tired feet with delicate skin as a remedy for fatigue, calluses, cracks and other problems.

- Slippers are made of environmentally friendly material, they provide comfortable wearing all year round: they are warm in winter, not hot in summer. supercooled in winter period feet in our slippers will reach a healthy body temperature in a minimum period of time. The soft sole of the product contributes to silent movement, which is important at night.

- Incredibly luxurious and stylish colors, in which this model is sustained, will satisfy the most refined taste of the finest connoisseur and connoisseur of fashion. It has a beneficial effect on the nervous and visual systems, without destroying or irritating them.

- Our slippers will be your best assistant in a delicate situation and will hide unpleasant surprises: whether it be holes in socks, unwashed feet or uncut nails.

- As a result of many years of research, it has been proven that when putting on our slippers, stress hormones die in the human body. Our slippers are yours formula for success and happiness

- Be careful! Can induce a feeling of bliss!

- Wear it with pleasure!

4. Congratulations on gifts for the hero of the day-motorist.

Leading: The life of our hero of the day is directly related to intersections, traffic lights

and road signs. After all, the profession of a driver is life on wheels!

What to wish you ditel,

For a birthday, an anniversary?

Be in shape, our car enthusiast,

Step on the gas and don't worry.

Gas pedal we give the hero of the day this very minute. Expensive...!

So that the traffic police do not have to

To draw up protocol here today,

You have to drink and drive...

Coca-Cola drink!

(The hero of the day is given a jar of Coca-Cola.)

Let this bewitching drink cool you in hot weather, but it will not be able to quench your thirst for travel!

(Guest applause.)

Given that a car is the brainchild of any car enthusiast, we decided to give the hero of the day a few useful things.

Dear hero of the day!

We give it wheel,

Put it in the spare.

(Kalach baked in the form of a wheel is awarded.)

Well, so that the patrol does not get to the bottom,

We hand you this spare wheel.

(The bagel is handed.)

After watching cool series about truckers,

We think it will be useful fuels and lubricants.

(Give a bottle vegetable oil and vodka.)

Now the driver's transport is fully equipped and you can safely hit the road.

(Source: scenariev.net)

5. Comic congratulations"Anniversary is our baby!"

Here in front of you baby
Baby is naked.
We need to dress him up.
So that the child does not freeze.

To keep your head from freezing
We will pull on the cap deftly. (give a cap)

So that nothing else happens
And from below the linen would not get wet,
Well, what are you laughing at, who doesn't happen to?
Pampers, in general, will not hurt us (give a diaper)

And if a bad mood comes
How to soothe a child in an instant?
The pacifier in the mouth, so as not to scream
I knew that life and more silent (gives a pacifier)

(Source: menshiy.ru)

6. Congratulations from friends with a comic gift

We thought we were wondering
The whole evening they talked:
What does a person need
Crossed the 50-year milestone???

Is happiness in trinkets -
In crystal vases, pillows?
In a small cottage by the river,
Or on a ring finger?

Of course not! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!

We drove to the store
And we bought a present!

Miracle apron - wallet,
You try it on my friend!!!

The apron itself is good
You will find six pockets!

The first "FOR FRIENDS" pocket!
There is always a glass in it!
And a stash to drive
When there is nothing to pour!!!

For "LOVE" the second pocket!
there lies a big surprise!
So that the soul does not go out the stove!
Here's a candle earring for you!
And a banknote for flowers,
To be ready for sex!

Our third pocket "PARENTS"
Call them day and night!
And to always be in touch -
I need to buy a card!

And the fourth "OUR CHILDREN"
And keep a pocket for them!
Children need what guys?
Well, of course, money!

The fifth pocket here is "WORK"
Our main concern!
Buy a ticket for yourself!
Not one, but three at once!

And the sixth pocket is "YOUR"
The most affectionate, dear.
What will you take from it?
Spend on yourself with love.
We didn't skimp on you
Not even a ruble was hidden.

Accept a gift from us
US kind word remember.
happy birthday congratulations
And we want to live richly!

(Source: forum.in-ku.com)

(For donating a set of socks, see the link)

7. Comic photo session of the hero of the day with hats.

(hats for this congratulation can be given to the hero of the day, or you can simply beat their presentation for a photo shoot and entertainment)

Birthday has come
And the question before us arose,
What should we buy as a gift?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)

Oh, what a hat of tenderness,
Men to watch.
But it looks like it's out of season.
Summer style hat

Why won't I give it
And then I'll give you a bandana! (bandana)
Here in a bandana you are beautiful,
Just somehow so playful.

No, let's go in order:
We'll give you another hat.
Connection with sports will be strong,
If we donate a cap! (cap)

Why do you need a cap now
And she sits softly
Yes, and the color is not the topic at all,
No, let's drop this one.

To be funny then
Cap you need to give
Take it off, it's all nonsense -
Dressed up like a jester (cap)

He's not a troll today
And of course the king
Headdress for the throne
It's a royal crown! (Crown)

8. Exclusive gift "Watch - idea generator"

You can give the birthday man an unusual watch, absolutely exclusive, because you need to make it yourself. As a basis for a gift, you need to buy a large wall clock, then order good quality pictures that will depict the main dreams of the birthday man, for example, a car, an apartment, a summer house, a good wife and many children - these will be larger pictures. Other dreams and desires - a heaped up TV, a fashionable breed dog or a TV dish - make a smaller scale.

Then all these prepared pictures need to be pasted instead of the numbers on the dial. If the area allows, then place an indelible inscription in the center of the clock in the following way: “This is not the time to dream! It's time to act!"

9. Cool congratulations with gifts to the attendant "Come to the bath soon!"

This is a congratulation from friends with whom the hero of the day goes to the bath together - they read in turn, if there are few people, then two or three times.

1. We know that the hero of the day

He loves to take a bath!

There is a broom and a beer ... ..

We love the bath!

2. In the evening we leave the bathhouse

And ... .. name ... father. also with us

All muzzles are red,

Feeling great!

3. We came to congratulate you

It is immediately obvious: straight from the bath,

To make a toast

Well, drink and eat!

4. Be happier than everyone in the world,

Be always in the circle of friends

So that we all have to celebrate

Your 100th Anniversary!

5. We did not come here in vain,

Here are the gifts brought

Take them soon

Pour us a cup!

6. To have a lot of money,

If you suddenly feel sad

Health, happiness to be

Here's a gift for you, friend! (give a broom)

7. Decided to give a broom

Pour foamy beer

And a bar of soap.

To make it more fun! (gives soap)

1. Accept congratulations

On this glorious anniversary

And no later than Sunday

Come to the bath soon!

(Source: forum.vkmonline.com)

(If you arrange a few surprises on this topic, then it will come in handy andfrom this collection)

10. A cool gift from close friends is a basin.

For the anniversary, we give a basin, it will always be just right.

You can wash the floors in it, you can milk the cows,

You can pick berries, burp after drinking,

You can wash with him in the baths, he will come in handy there,

You can wash clothes in it, you can wash your ass,

You can sow flour in it and hang it on a bitch

You can ride down the hill, it will always come in handy,

And how will it be (50.60...) we will come to you again,

Prepare okroshka for us, but find a bigger spoon,

We will pour okroshka into a basin, and we will celebrate the anniversary,

In general, you keep it, do not break it, do not crush it,

Do not leave it in the yard and put it away,

Congratulations on your anniversary, we want to drink everything now,

Who is from the pile, who is from what, and we will drink from it.

(source: mastervo.ru)

11. Presentation of bath accessories as a gift.

Congratulating men hold brooms in their hands, like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massage mitten, a foot brush, a bowl, a thermometer.
First: Who walks together in a row?
Second: This is a band of bath attendants!
Third: Let's all warm up.
Come on people, be brave!
Fourth: Very dirty people here...
Fifth: Sign up five years ahead!
Sixth: But today is an exception.
And this message...
Together: There is more steam in our hall
In honor of (name)- hero of the day!

First: We give a friend a washcloth,

Trim harder, we don't mind
Unless you're a fool
You'll be red like cancer! (gives a washcloth)
Together: Oh, ah, eh, uh, emits, brothers, the spirit!

Second: We give a hat on curls,

And when there are no curls,
Cover your bald head with a hat -
You will be a fucking hero! (gives a bath hat)
Together: Eh, wow, ah, oh, and the park is not bad at all!

Third: To get rid of fat from the sides -
We urgently give a massager,
Oh sorry massager
So that you always rub your body! (give a massage mitt)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, you quickly steam fat!

Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice
Englishmen, simple guys,
No need to scare your heels! (gives penza)
Together: Ah, uh, oh, eh, it’s not a sin for you to take a steam bath!

Fifth: We will give this gang so that,
If it gets hot
He drank beer from it,
This day would be remembered!
Together: Oh, ah, eh, wow, we would have a broom, like fluff!

Sixth: If suddenly you overdid
And more than succumbed to the park,
Our thermometer will show
Maybe even go wild!
Together: Wow, oh, oh, oh, the last stroke of the broom!

First: You, (name), our friend,
Pour a full glass!
We have something to pay -
We can give a broom! (hand over their brooms).

12. Original congratulations with a gift of vodka to the hero of the day.

Alcoholic drinks, as a gift option for a man, are very common, but here you can excel, you just need to show a little imagination. For a purchased bottle of vodka, you need to order a special label from the printing house, which will contain the name of the anniversary drink, which must include the name, first name and patronymic or surname of the hero of the occasion. It is quite appropriate to add to the title a photograph stylized with the help of Photoshop as a portrait of the President of the Russian Federation, Stenka Razin or Peter the Great.

You can also colorfully arrange all the documents that will be attached to the gift: “composition”, “rules of use and “recommendations”, which should be solemnly counted when presenting vodka.

Gift lead:

“In order to get this magnificent product, the best minds of the enterprise took the most wonderful components - “transparency”, so that the life of the hero of the day was like the height and depth of the spring sky. May clouds never come over him. They took the "fortress" because it is needed in overcoming life's difficulties. Added "degrees" so that they are always at around +100 and above, which shows the cheerfulness, charm and energy of the hero of the day. “Easy digestibility”, so that all good, kind, bright things come to his house. And "slight dizziness" from happiness, love and fun.

Rules for using vodka:

Then you should use it:
a) when the soul requests;
b) when the soul is tired;
c) when the soul sings;
d) after a bath or shower;
e) if necessary;
e) in special cases.

1. Do not abuse, always keep yourself upright;

2. Hide from children under 16 and from the wife;

3. Keep away from fire;

4. Consume undiluted, always with a good snack;

5. With excessive libations - poisonous ..

13. Set comic gifts to congratulate a man.

Just for the sake of fun, friends give the birthday man a whole scattering - little things.

Although you are the hero of the day today,
The laurel wreath does not shine for you.
You better accept from us bay leaf bouquet (give a bay leaf)

Do not think to be angry with us -
A nail is useful in the household (give a nail)

Wanted to donate a flashlight
But we only found a ball (give a ball)

When you go for a walk
So that your trousers do not sleep,
You have with you

This pin of steel (gives pin)

Pour this into a glass
And drink slowly (gives a glass)

After a glass of snack -
The matter is very important.
Here's a sleeve for you
Paper napkin (gives a napkin)

And for sweets we have
Got some candy for you (gives candy)

You got flowers, roses.
They don't wither in the cold (give a card with roses)

They say that at forty-five
Baba is a berry again!
It means fifty
The women are sitting like seeds!

So life has begun!
A new youth has arrived!
And it's time for you again
Well done to light!

We can help - no problem!
Since such a topic has come up,
Pour us more
And start the party!

Though it's not forty-five today,
When the woman is a sweet berry again!
But an important and serious anniversary in life,
Celebrate to the fullest, have fun, don't be shy!
After all, fifty is not a reason to hang your nose,
Being beautiful and sexy is a topical issue!
You are now smart and know so much
As before, you surprise everyone with freshness and beauty!

Like a brand new fifty
What sparkles and glitters
Today in the house - a birthday boy,
"Dazzling to look at!
Because in a close circle,
Like one family
Gathered friends, girlfriends,
That's why I came too!
To express sympathy
What completely the soul burns, -
Wish you health, happiness,
Checking your appetite.
So that under noble snacks
Cup full of wine
Was drunk in Russian -
Definitely to the bottom!
To have a birthday with us
I would like to do a double
Becoming like not a fifty dollars,
And already for a whole ruble!

Today is such a beautiful day
I'm not too lazy to praise you
You have the main celebration
Let it bring joy and good luck.
Congratulations on your 50th birthday,
We wish you to be always beautiful, young,
Let spring always sing in my soul,
May the Lord keep from troubles and evil.

Superman, the dream of all women
Knows exactly what.
He will take any load on his shoulders -
And forward, almost running.

With your holiday worthy,
At 50, a man is class!
Be always handsome sultry,
Just be dexterous, rukast.

And live in harmony with your wife,
And with children do not know the problems!
Don't get old at 50
Only bloom to the envy of everyone!

Your anniversary is serious -
Already half a century behind!
Let tears sparkle in your eyes...
Only from laughter ahead.

Let your head spin...
From pleasant things.
And don't sleep at night...
But from affectionate speeches!

And save your health
To live another half century.
Do not be sad, but with hot blood,
Be loved and love!

There are many round dates in every life,
Today it sounded like alarm-fifty!
But this is not a reason to be sad and despondent,
To someone who is young at heart like you!
Yes, and the camp is still good and face,
In life, fun, confidently walking, well done!
It remains to compliment, respect and admire,
I wish you such another 50 to remain!

I wish you a fiftieth birthday
In the anniversary year, my beautiful,
So that you have enough inspiration
From any dough to create candy.
I wish you, gentle, smart, beautiful,
The most luxurious in the whole world,
So that you are always the happiest
To carry the wind away from you.

Joking congratulations on the anniversary of 50 years

Congratulations on your 50th anniversary,
We wish you, dear, with all my heart,
So that the fire of energy burns without burning,
So that everyone always admires you.
Love and be loved always
Fate may reward you in full
Smile more, never be sad
May all your dreams come true.

You are the hero of the day today.
May all dreams come true
There will be good health
Heart full of love.

At 50, a stately man,
Wise, eminent and pleasant.
You drive women crazy
But you need one - a wife.

The kids are all proud of you
They try to imitate you.
You are a family man and a father -
For example, sample.

Fifty. Fifty dollars! Not so little.
And now, just as life begins.
Until now, there was only preparation for the ball.
Shout, sadness and nostalgia, shush!
Right, left, front and even back,
Above, below, well, almost everywhere
Be always in big traces of lipstick.
Passionate friendly love to you!

Today is your 50th birthday
Accept congratulations soon
You are so charming, gentle, wise,
You will never get bored.
May all your hopes come true
Let dreams come true
Good luck let you smile
And in the soul you can always hear the notes of spring.

enjoys the walk
Our honorary hero of the day!
Well, who dares to say
How exhausted and old he is! ?

He will give you such a head start,
Don't blink!
If you give him support
Can turn the world upside down!

So let's all get together
We wish from the bottom of our hearts:
The next fifty
May they be just as good!

Let Nice words my soul
They will take you to the very liver:
fiftieth anniversary,
Believe me best age for a girl!
So don't you dare to mope
Do not multiply either gray hair or wrinkles.
And let them try to bestow more often
You tenderly beloved men.
Stay healthy young
Fair-haired and brown-eyed,
Hospitable, kind, unearthly,
Able to make everyone happy at once.

50 years knocking on your door
Open it wide please
Greet your guests with joy
After all, your anniversary is glorious and beautiful.
May God give you health, happiness,
Let bad weather bypass you,
Let desires coincide with possibilities,
Reliable friends are always around.

You lived with dignity for half a century,
Achieved a lot with difficulty
In the circle of his huge family
You will meet the holiday at the table!

We congratulate you on your Anniversary,
We wish you many, many years
To live in health and without aging,
Give good light to all loved ones!

Cool congratulations on the anniversary of 50 years

Gathered a circle of friends here
And ready to celebrate
This round date
Let's divide by five.

The birthday boy is so young
And in the dawn of all forces.
There is malt in the glasses
So we're talking toast.

You are very dear to all of us
And so we
We wish you roads
So that the cops do not meet.

Act like you're seventeen
Get drunk, love.
In a word, you are going
Follow your dream.

May the fate of many grandchildren
Give me a jeep.
Let your boredom pass
Let the sciatica pass.

As a result, we will tell you
Let it always be
This day is very important
Birthday boy Hurray!

Today you have a good anniversary
Yes, not simple, but golden!
We could believe soon
That he is rather the fortieth.
Pretty in appearance, gentle,
Well, how not to fall in love with this?
You are good in everything
And be proud of your life.
Achieved in it only "five"
And keep striving
To be an example, to radiate light,
In business, be the first master.
Too early to draw conclusions
They let us down more and more...
And you just need to live brightly!
You manage it like.
May you continue to be happy
In friends, work, longevity,
To wipe the nose of all enemies
And, as always, be a Lady in everything!

Years will not touch the hero of the day,
Match Jupiter to conquer
While shouting: "Raise the glasses"
He should raise the anchor!

And the ferry will move, firecrackers
Let them know what's available
In the world among the most
Our hero of the day, on the road for honor!

We wish to continue on the waves
Your journey, it has just begun
After all, at fifty the ferry is reliable!
To conquer the hearts of all ladies!

Well, girlfriend, that's fifty!
Years fly over us like birds.
And even though we are getting older from year to year,
But the heart, as before, is waiting for happiness.

Give something new year
Never be afraid of your fate.
Be joyful, cheerful, groovy,
And true friends are always with you!

You are the most beautiful today
Because the anniversary
The skies are very blue tonight
On my mother's day dear.

I want to tell you today
Be the same for a hundred years in a row
And be cheerful and young
Despite these fifty

May good luck accompany you
Like a tail breeze for ships
Let everything be so, and not otherwise,
On this very round anniversary,

Let them not stick to the native window,
No worries, no fuss
And in your hospitable home
May love and beauty reign.

Anniversaries that have no equal:
Half a century, fifty dollars, fifty!
But you are always fresh and cheerful -
Energetic and open this look!

Congratulations! May cherished desires
And dreams will come true soon.
I wish you success, prosperity,
So that luck guards you at the door.

So that another half century is enchanting,
Brightly, joyfully, the Lord gave you to live,
So that health would be excellent,
So that fortune does not get tired of circling you.

To get along, make friends of the household,
So that your work pleases you,
To always want to laugh from the heart,
Sing karaoke, start dancing sharply!

So that in your responsive and kind heart
There was a bright light of hope, love lived,
So that you have someone to rely on,
So that a smile blooms on your face!