No, I won't tell today
You banal wishes
But I'll take it and put it on
Super spell on you:

Let your chest not hang with a rag!
And cellulite, go to the forest!
And you, work, don't be
Forever a cause for stress!

Let there be an arrow of the scales
On the number that you want
Besides that delicious food
You allow yourself all the time!

And may the one be with you
Who got your heart.
May he always understand you
And it will give your soul warmth!

Happy birthday, my dear,
I congratulate you!
There are many congratulations
Now you can't count them:

Radiant sun
Coffee in the morning.
A broad-shouldered peasant,
To cook myself.

So that you love and please
I brought money
Kissed and pampered ...
And idolized!

Children so as not to upset
So that you are taken care of
Mom's heart was warmed
And they grew up healthy!

As a Goddess, you are beautiful!
And you bloom day by day!
A lot - a lot of happiness for you
Joy, love, kindness!

Walk more cheerfully through life
Be loved, be gentle!
Cry less and laugh more
Forget about adversity!

You are a little older and a little wiser.
Friends smiles and flowers
Let the heart warm with sincerity
And the wishes are simple:

It doesn't matter right or left
The road wants to run -
Be a woman and a queen
Know how to hope and wait.

Onward and upward, always and everywhere,
Beyond the horizon ...
Let the winds be fair
Believe in yourself in any season.

Let there be bright moments
Where is the sea, sun and sand.
And whispers compliments in your ear
Good luck gentle voice!

Good luck, happiness! Happy Birthday!
Emotions, joy are countless!
Let the mood be cool
Let it be in your honor all day:

Let the compliments be said in the morning
They will give a prize for dinner,
And in the evening the concert will be shown
And the fireworks are going on!

Happy Birthday
And I wish in life that
All the troubles and worries
Were like a microbe!

And more laughter in life,
To the size of an elephant
There were joys, successes,
And to know love in full!

What to wish a beautiful lady -
Wife, girlfriend, mother-in-law, mom?
All the stars in the sky! All the laurels of the world!
So that the apartment is full of happiness!

So that love does not leave
So that there are few sorrows.
Good health, prosperity,
So that life flows smoothly on the road!

Let everything be always the way.
May the house be filled with joy
To live happily ever after.
Everything that was conceived has come true!

Happy Birthday,
I wish to be a super lady
Husband to be a super wife
And the kids are a super mom.

To admire you
They bowed before you,
To your gaze,
How the awards were achieved.

So that everything in life is super
Luck was in the hands
So that you are a woman
Born to be happy.

Years rush - steamers
See them off with ease!
You are even more beautiful over the years -
Never forget!

Smile, be beautiful
After all, today is your holiday!
Be so - the same sweet, kind,
With a gentle, angelic soul!

Curlers and makeup,
Happiness, mood,
And a ready-made entourage,
Happy Birthday!

Always be sweet and slender
And don't get better
Always be sexy
Smile more often!

And also good to you
And more patience
Be loved and love
Be in the mood!

Glittering with diamonds in your ears
And with a crocodile clutch
Sweet darling will come
Whose name is Luck.

And he will tell you: "Darling,
Take it all from me.
I know about your birthday
And I congratulate you!

Also take the Maseratti
Chance helped me with this.
Open the trunk more carefully
There's a groom for you. "

Balloons, flowers, gifts, congratulations!
Nice words for a beautiful woman.
We wish you this birthday
Make your head spin.

Spun with love and luck,
From happiness and desire to just live.
And sparks in the eyes - how else?
You can bewitch everyone with them.

You smile - and the world around you brightens.
You laugh - ice is melting in Antarctica.
And the world around blooms and turns green.
You were born - and may you be lucky!

Salaries - like a fountain,
Love is like a waterfall
Trustworthy friends -
Those that are near.

So that the dacha is by the sea,
For shopping - in Paris,
Or you can in Milan
And somewhere closer.

I wish the best
A friend in the world
So that you are always with her
They helped each other.

And the house is cozy
And a delicious cake.
Let the passing blow
A breeze for you.

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I don't know what you conquer
Always your admirers
It may be that you are beautiful
You know how to bring your eyes

Or maybe your figure
You were able to enchant everyone
Men, seeing once
I can't forget about you.

And on this holiday is Birthday,
You are even more good
May there always be a mood
The soul does not know the sorrows!

Cool birthday greetings to a woman in verse

Today you are "eighteen"
You can deny it.
And you can click the calendar,
I will stand my ground.
You will be forever young
Radiant, sweet and happy.
You will be a sister to your daughter
For her husband, a playful schoolgirl.
But don't you think to forget
About what we have: family, work.
Otherwise, you can play,
After all, there are household chores.

Cool verse-happy birthday to a woman

You bake delicious pies
Wearing a fur coat, boots,
Good in any outfit
I am very happy that you are near.

I'm so good with you
I forgot about everything for a long time
I forgot my name
How I loved you.

You are not a girl - you are happiness
And you are worthy of praise
Happy birthday dear
I've been looking for you all my life!

Cool short birthday greetings to a woman

Very very very
I want to wish
On the day that counts over the years
Ride to Sochi in the summer,
Do not go to the doctor

And don't hear "madam" for as long as possible.
Bright beauty
Drive everyone crazy
Well, the rest
You can buy it yourself!

Funny birthday greetings to a funny woman

You are a sorceress mistress
And damn smart;
Not a lazy person at work
Always full of vigorous strength.

You are soft, kind-hearted;
Elegant endlessly!
The woman is lovely;
Interesting personality!

Always be yourself
Stay like this for a century
To please the eye
You are a goddess - every hour.

Funny birthday greetings to a funny woman

Everything is so businesslike
Elegant, cool.
Happy birthday pretty girl
Always be such a lapule!
Laugh more often, smile
Never be arrogant.
Always rest with taste
Limitations are all away.
Styling combed with mousse -
And have fun all night!

Cheerful birthday greetings to a cool woman

I wish you just a little
Hairstyle is normal in the morning.
I wish you a road without traffic jams
When you go on important business.

I wish your nails do not break
But if something goes wrong,
I wish you were at hand
Scissors, nail file, varnish. Better two.

I wish you dear, comfortable shoes,
So that it was like in slippers.
I wish that stockings and tights
Have never been torn from you.

Well, I also wish something else,
Women's happiness and magic.
Let life embrace you.
Happy Birthday to You!

The coolest birthday greetings to a woman

You are cunning as a fox
And you can't argue with that,
You are your beauty
You drive all men crazy.

Everything is harmonious in you
Figure and soul
You are a predator in life
And this is good.

I hasten to congratulate you
I'm on your birthday,
And I wish you joy
To you in everything with interest!

Cool birthday greetings to a young woman

I wish you a holiday:
From a faithful husband a flower,
From the chef, a prize, an award,
Wine with girlfriends sip.

I am for you, my delicate flower,
Happy birthday
Always be a fresh bud
Not knowing evil and sorrow.

Long years and good health,
Youth, strength, beauty!
May always - not only on birthday
Cherished dreams come true.

Be happy, unique
Always love and be loved!
Let flowers grow for you
And there will be a holiday where you are!

I wish that the crystal of your dreams could not break on the rock of misfortune.
And every spring, when the gardens are blooming, your eyes always shone with happiness!

You live radiating warmth to us,
Warming grandchildren and children.
You can do everything, dear,
So you can live longer!

Funny congratulations to the woman on her birthday

Good luck for all the years
Always good health
Have a happy life, and then -
Everything else is nonsense!

I wish you a sea of ​​happiness and an ocean of love,
But in this ocean
Look, don't drown!

May your beauty always bloom
The eyes sparkle with joy and happiness.
May only spring live in the heart
And the house will pass troubles and bad weather!

Happy birthday to you
And we wish you not to know grief.
And we wish you a lot of happiness
Do not get sick, do not grow old, do not get bored!

May there be no end to women's happiness
And the tenderness of a smile never leaves my face.
Flower petals line the road
And joy will drive anxiety out of the heart! ...

Let the soul warm
Success and happiness is constant!
And let it burden you
Just a load of cash in your pockets!

Let everything be in life
Well, just WOO!
And every new day
Well, just AH!
May the heart from love TU-SPIRIT THU-SPIRIT,
And happiness falls from the sky -
BOOM!

So that you don't get better from food
And best of all to dress up
And so that she was the most perfect
We wish you a happy birthday!

We wish your tights
Never been torn in my life
And on my birthday - new clothes,
So that life is fashionable and stylish!

Let the bad disappear into the past.
There are no other wishes:
Good guy to you!
Well, all sorts of earthly blessings!

Happy birthday to the woman with humor

Live, you bastard, give birth to children,
And in life everything will be okay.
Love flowers, love their spirit
Love boys, but not two.

I wish you to meet the prince
Tsar (prince), monarch,
As a last resort, agree
At the proposal of the oligarch!

Sin right and left
Rage, tear the weeks into splashes!
Goddess, fairy, queen,
Born again from bright splashes!

Love is true power:
So let her not be angry.
So that you do not fall in love with a goat,
And a real eagle!

Be beautiful like Madonna
And smart like Jackie Chan
To drive Chuck Noris to the movies
And Schwarzenegger defended.

Invite for a cup of tea
On his birthday.
What you! I'm not hinting ...
Sex and nothing else.

Flawless in everything, damn beautiful
Happy birthday to you, we all congratulate you,
Health, victories, a sea of ​​joy in life,
We also wish you great luck!

The sweetest, smartest, most gentle, kind -
All the words are for you today
Happy birthday, we congratulate you
Let not a day pass without happiness!

Happy birthday to you, beautiful lady,
May only victories await you in life,
Let the soul bloom, rejoice and sing
Only female happiness awaits you ahead.

Happy birthday, I congratulate you
I wish you with all my heart and soul
May your life be beautiful
Happiness and joy enter the house
Let the trouble go around you,
And the whole family gather at the table.

Short congratulations to the woman on her birthday

The keeper of the hearth
Hope is the personification.
May your life be easy
Love and happiness on your birthday!

I want to wish you patience
On your lovely birthday.
In a difficult, difficult life
How are you warm ray in winter.

We wish you joy and happiness
Reasons not to be sad.
And in perfect health, of course
To live until the wedding of great-grandchildren!

Words are gentle and warm,
Have a nice moment
Good and kind
Always impressions!
Amazing flowers
Delicate and bright!
And the most exciting
Destiny of gifts!

We wish you happiness and good luck
(And only this way, and not otherwise!)
Be cheerful, beautiful,
Smart, sweet and beloved.
So live, up to a hundred years,
Drive all the worries away
And let the green light burn
On your way!

You are a woman! You are the ideal of dreams!
You are a ray of light among gray days.
You are more beautiful among all angelic creatures,
There is no woman more graceful and tender.
Today is Birthday, a bright holiday,
I wish to keep everything that you possess,
May your beauty be immortal
And so that all your dreams come true today!

Happy birthday, congratulations
I wish you a sea of ​​love
For the sun to warm you
So that she has time for everything in life!

Be beautiful like Malvina, cheerful like Pinocchio,
And as Cinderella is kind, as a princess - good.
Happy Birthday to You!

Happy birthday congratulations
And with all our hearts we wish:
In business - complete success,
In life - joy and laughter,
Never get upset
Don't be sad, don't worry
And entering your new year
Be happy and healthy!

I wish you taste, charm, haute couture,
And secularity and elegance.
And youth of diminutiveness,
And the maturity of the piquancy.
In short, be yourself and be happy
Successful in big and small
And we will give you on your birthday
Foreign cash envelope.

Happy Birthday to You
Be happy beauty
Be a hot fire, slimmer than a birch,
To please princes

I wish to find peace
Explore the unearthly life
May your life be flying
Like sugar, like flower honey.

You are fresh, good, perfect,
If necessary, it is immensely strong,
Sometimes you are open, sometimes a secret
Happy birthday, my joy!

Happy birthday my girl, congratulations
Let it pass cheerfully
What I wish now
Let it happen soon
And I wish you great happiness
So that you laugh more often !!!

Happy birthday, congratulations!
I wish you health, success and happiness,
Let the world smile with a clear sun
May your every day be the most beautiful
May happiness always stand in your way
Let your smile give people joy!

Birthday without flattery
Congratulations to the one with which
We go on service together
We do not share business!
All smarter, slimmer, more beautiful,
Labor is not a burden for you
May our firm grow stronger,
And incomes in it are growing!

Happy Birthday, beloved Woman,
I congratulate you today.
Be happy and successful in business
I sincerely wish you!

Sweet, dear woman, mine
Happy Birthday!
And with all my heart I wish
Health, joy, luck.
May your every meal be quick.
You and I can live up to a hundred years without reproaches.
I wish I love you alone
And I can't live a day without you.
Call me often
At least every five minutes.
It's not in vain
Our connection phones are waiting.

Happy birthday congratulations
We wish you all the best
To be loved and to love
And live up to a hundred years.
Do not lose beauty and shape
Be young all the time
Charming and normal
Be fun, naughty.

So be a happy woman, In moments of passion - obsessed. In sad moments - strong, always - beloved! Since ancient times, from a young age, the wisest have appreciated Not a woman in gold, but gold in a woman. What to choose? I do not know: which is better, which is worse, So be golden - inside and outside!

I don't know a more beautiful woman
Your soul is beautiful too
Happy Birthday, I congratulate you
Today is your holiday.
You shine like a bright angel
Like a flower in the Garden of Eden.
You always live only in truth
Be on earth as if in paradise!

Not a woman, but an unearthly angel,
You captivate, admire beauty.
May all dreams come true on your birthday,
And all desires are instantly fulfilled!

Kind, sweet, gentle, glorious! How many turned is not the main thing. We wish you to be the happiest in life. Beautiful, funny and loved by everyone!

You are perfect as a woman
And I congratulate you on this day
And let the words sound trite:
I wish you a golden life!

Happy birthday to you!
Let the dawn sparkle with champagne!
And in the morning, let the whole world already know
That you are not happier in it!
Let the sun only smile at you
Birdsong is also just for you!
Let everything around rejoice, laugh
And everyone - everyone congratulates you!

Happy birthday, congratulations!
I look forward to our meetings!
I'm overflowing with warm words
Like a stream of rain with water.
Happy birthday, congratulations
I wish you a lot of joy!
I miss you very much
I want to be with you more often!

Happy Birthday! You are just a beauty!
I always admire you!
I like everything, everything in you, dear,
You were sent to me by fate!
I wish you only the best
Compliments are ready to repeat
We will never part with you
I don’t want to lose you!

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Happy Birthday to You
And we wish you striving for work.
We promise to help in everything,
And drink your salary with you.

You are beautiful, smart and airy,
On any day we are not bored with you.
We wish you to find happiness in life,
With a guiding star and success to go.

Happy birthday
To live happily, not knowing worries,
Family well-being
And bread and salt on the table!

My woman is unique
Happy birthday, my kitten,
You are the only one I love in the world,
I have lost my peace from you.

You are desirable, irresistible
I wouldn't have lived a day without you
Queen undeniable
and my holy dove.

I will give you a lot of tenderness
Peace, sun, great luck.
Happiness - the sea and the rivers of boundlessness
Wish my dear.

What a woman she is! - everyone is talking around.
You are so adorable! You catch your eye.
You are a clever, beautiful, mistress - anywhere,
And you smile at everyone everywhere and always.
Accept congratulations and be happier than everyone,
Let your sonorous sweet laughter sound like an overflow.
Let fate spoil you with good luck and good,
Endless love and warmth of the sun!

On my birthday I want to wish
To make you happy
So that she does not know grief
And, like a May rose, it bloomed!

Let me congratulate you
My incomparable woman.
I wish you always
To be the most successful in life!

Beautiful, tender, sweet
All flowers today!
Smiling, happy
Be on your birthday!

Happy birthday, I congratulate you
Have fun this day, do not be sad,
I sincerely wish you happiness
And a huge happy love!
May your dreams be winged
And bright days are cloudless
And from this date today
All your successes will start!

I wish you on your birthday to be young and loved, to have more money and beautiful guys!

The scent of all colors
And the blush of dawn
We are ready for you
Give this day.
All that light is
And big in fate,
We wish you from the bottom of our hearts!

You are a girl, you are my sun!
How good we are together
Darling, happy birthday!
May all your endeavors be encouraged.

What can you wish on your birthday -
To become younger than you?
Happiness, humor, kindness,
You can make a beaver fur coat.
And more success is the sea,
So that you do not know grief!

Favorite women
They come to us in the spring.
They are unexpected
Like rain and like snow.

Favorite women
Come to us in the stars
When we open
One among all.

You are a sorceress mistress
And damn smart;
Not a lazy person at work
Always full of vigorous strength.

You are soft, kind-hearted;
Elegant endlessly!
The woman is lovely;
Interesting personality!

Always be yourself
Stay like this for a century
To please the eye
You are a goddess - every hour.

Cool congratulations on an anniversary to a woman

What can a woman
Wish for an anniversary?
I will simply answer
No fuss:

Three carat diamond
On a thick chain
So that in vases all year round
Flowers flaunted.

Always on sale
In your favorite department,
And look your best
Any top model.

But seriously,
Love and attention
Always adoration
And understanding.

So that the only one is nearby
The betrothed was
Wore on my arms
And he was madly in love.

It's fun to congratulate a woman on an anniversary

I'm tired of congratulating you
Every year the same thing.
Again I have to wish
To make you smart and handsome.

This time I wish
Stormy parties
And now I know for sure
We cannot avoid mistakes that are funny to us.

Let only pleasure spin
Over your wild head
May only joy happen again
Every day and every time.

Cool congratulations on an anniversary in verse to a woman

May this glorious anniversary give you
Good words and a whole load of wishes,
Flowers, gifts and romances with a guitar,
That can even bring you to tears.

May there be friends and songs in the house on this day,
Balls, surprises, laughter and dancing until the morning.
I wish you a cheerful, interesting life,
So that the doctors do not know the roads to you!

You are always seventeen years old
And you look great
And you won't give more for a year,
After all, you are a famous coquette.

I wish you happiness and love,
Luck in matters of success.
And a little tears, but bear in mind -
So that only from happiness and from laughter.

Funny congratulations on the anniversary humorous woman

Happy anniversary dear
Tell us your secret
I have known you for many years -
Only there are no changes.

You are still beautiful
Find no trace of wrinkles
And the figure is just a miracle
Sweeter than vodka for men.

The head is the mind's chamber.
There is a kind soul in the heart.
There is a decent salary
In general, you are good to everyone.

So that after the anniversary
Life turned out without problems
So that you do not regret the past,
I invite everyone to drink!

Funny congratulations on an anniversary with humor to a woman

Your smile makes me want to fly
Goldfish certainly become!
So that all desires for you in full
Immediately performed in reality, not in dreams!

Blossom like a rose, smell like a lilac
May every day bring you joy!
Happy birthday, with the dearest,
I congratulate you on my verse!

Beautiful cool birthday greetings in verse to a woman

We hasten to congratulate the super-woman -
Your victories are countless!
You and without the help of a suit
Do great things:

Roll up a lush feast
Spend your entire salary in an instant
You will arrange a concert on football
And a pillow fight with children.

We cannot imagine goals
What a superwoman cannot achieve.
And on the anniversary day they wanted
Drink magarych with you!

Funny congratulations on an anniversary to a woman

Happy anniversary! On this date
Even more beautiful than you were.

Graceful like a panther
Temperamental like a lioness.
Let the gentlemen sigh
And the beloved is proud.

Years have no power over you
They reveal only talents.
Let them lie at the feet of the beautiful
And furs and diamonds.

Anxiety will be replaced by happiness
Only from joy - excitement.
Let the roads lead you
From dreams to accomplishments.

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I would give you a house
Who will guard him?
I would give you a ship
Where can I get the captain?

I would give you a car
They can be smashed or even hijacked!
I will give you myself a man!
It will be sweet to sleep with someone in bed!

This birthday
I will spend with you
The most gentle, affectionate
I’m your gift!

Comic birthday greetings with humor to a woman

There are women like big cities:
They wear furs and gold, and expensive things.
The apartments are noisy and light, but somehow uncomfortable.
And life goes on with them, as a rule, dissolutely.
But, fortunately, we have other "cities" -
In the above it is always quiet and comfortable for us.
They are covered with white snow in winter,
They love to relax and do business in their house.
With such a woman, how calm we are!
And all kinds of nervous stuff doesn't go into my head,
With such a woman - there are no special problems
And you can live with her until 90 years old,
Or maybe up to a hundred, as you are lucky,
Whom fate will give you a turn.

Funny funny congratulations on an anniversary to a woman

Well, old woman, you came to the anniversary,
And she exchanged the ten-fifth without cuts.
But in front of your beauty, I, as before, lick,
Ready to meet with you sunrises and sunsets.

Years later, I am no longer afraid one day
Suddenly poison myself with your wonderful concoction,
And I gobble up with appetite
Meatballs, buns and cheesecakes up to 100 pieces.

On this holiday, let me swear to you
That I will always wear on my hands.
I want to kiss you passionately
And I confess my love to you, my star!

Comic congratulations on the anniversary funny woman

Be loved and desired
Be beautiful and smart.
On the anniversary, after all, everything is possible for us,
Have fun!

Drink a glass of alcohol
Eat three slices of the pie
Prepare a lot of brine
Suddenly you want to start in the morning ...

Short cool congratulations on the anniversary of the woman

Happy anniversary,
Bentley I wish you
Rest - so in the Canary Islands,
In general, life is not to be lived in vain.

Happy birthday greetings to a woman

Today is a big anniversary, and it is so wonderful!
I wish your life was like a holiday!
So that it is always cozy and warm in the house, warm and large,
So that the whole huge family always loves you.

I wish you not know sorrows and always live in abundance,
I wish to go to rest, drink and eat there sweetly.
So that luck never leaves you
To ring and rustle in a huge wallet!

Funny birthday greetings funny woman

Congratulate this lady on her anniversary
We are glad and in a hurry to wish
So that the next vacation is certainly in the Bahamas,
To receive diamonds and silk as a gift.

A figure so that, like that of VIAgra, and fans in love,
Portraits are written and soulful poems,
Let the serenades howl under the windows
Grooms rich in soul and body.

But all the sweetest to stay
The one whose shoulder is always close
And every day to begin
With the words: "Well, dear, kill me soon!"

Comic congratulations on an anniversary in verse to a woman

Congratulations on your anniversary
And we wish that always
You were the most beautiful
And forever young.