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Funny, funny congratulatory ditties for adults on birthdays and anniversaries. The best ditties, for an anniversary, for a wedding, for a birthday, text Chastushkas with a 50th anniversary for a woman are cool

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Don't know how to entertain guests, surprise at the 50th anniversary? Invite them to sing funny ditties. Laughter, smiles and good mood are provided for the holiday. Choose among our fun and funny ditties the most suitable.

Now you can wish a happy birthday in any way. But cheerful songs and ditties remain predominant.
On the resource This holiday, we have collected all the most sonorous ditties for the anniversary of 50 years for a woman, cool and classic options.

We are ditties for the anniversary
Written for two weeks
Now let's sing them to you
And to your dear guests!

Ditties on the motif "Ditlets of grandmothers hedgehogs"

We came for the anniversary
Pour us a glass
We will sing and dance.
Congratulations to our ___.

Stretch congratulations,
Let us all wave
Take instructions
Our jubilee.

We wish you warmth
And to make her dream come true.
And also great love.
We wish in a crowd.

So that the heart does not hurt
So that the skin does not age,
So that trouble does not torment
Our ____ never.

Stretch congratulations,
Let us all wave
Take instructions
Our jubilee.

We wished everything
Haven't forgotten anything.
And now it's time to walk
Celebrate your anniversary!

As you know, almost all ditties are sung to one motive, so it will not be difficult for anyone to substitute words for the desired tune. Only more mischief and fun in the mood. Chastushki on the anniversary of 50 years to a woman is a good musical congratulation. It will not leave indifferent either you, or the guests, or the hero of the day.

What is an anniversary?
It's just a bright day
We came to congratulate you
I didn't have to be discouraged.

You meet guests
Feed them, pour them
To not get angry
And they invited you.

We wish everything
What is stored in the mind
Never and no one
To not be ashamed.

Be healthy and happy
Many, many, many years.
So that you do not know sorrows
Our very close friend.

We wandered around the world
Passed all the shores
You have accumulated happiness
And good luck two bags.

Brought you love
Full suitcases.
You take a gift
So that we don't get it.

_______ has a birthday
The holiday is wonderful
Because we are all ditties
They sang so hard.

Anniversary dear,
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts.
You are young at heart
Don't look at the years.

You are your energy
You will also conquer space.
Well, pour us quickly
Why are you sitting quietly?

She poured us a cup,
Thank you.
And now let's continue
We sing beautiful songs.

We wish from the bottom of our hearts
Good health,
Never be sad
Resume feasts.

At your table by the river,
Let the treats flow.
And then it will be better
All congratulations here.

So let's get started now
______ praise,
After all, the door opened for us
For congratulations.

You are good today
It can be seen that the soul sings
So go dance
And help us sing along.

You are sociable, diligent,
Do not give yourself rest.
For you, probably
Everything is possible on earth!

Don't let your friends let you down
They always come into the house for tea,
Let the grandchildren, children please,
And a gift in an envelope!

Our ____ gorgeous,
You won't give thirty in appearance,
And behind her so stubborn
Grooms go by the crowd!

And your anniversary is not a problem,
He only counts the years
We will survive it
Tomorrow we will start a new journey!

congratulations
We sing here from the heart.
You quickly take them
And hug us tight.

We wish a bunch of butterflies
There were, just in case.
So that in your pocket two thousand,
Lost there at the bottom.

So that you don't look for them
And the others instantly got it,
We will add a friend
A couple million.

So that the car is under the window,
Didn't fade, didn't rust
Together with my man,
You rush to the Seychelles.

Sunbathe in Bali
Don't worry about work.
Won't disappear anywhere
Will be waiting for you at home.

We wish you an anniversary
So that you don't feel sad
And from famous couturiers
She wore all the coats.

To a house with three floors,
Destiny gave you.
And it had a lot of kids
Sweet candies.

promotion at work
Give our congratulations
humble subordinates,
In the boss of lovers.

We wanted a lot
What is interesting, choose
And do it faster
Bring desire into life.

We will help you in everything
And we will always support
Let's increase the state
And keep from trouble.

Congratulations soon
Our ____ accept,
And your friends, guests,
Surprise and entertain.

Well, we'll sit down at the table,
We eat and drink there
If suddenly you ask us,
We'll sing you an encore.

Anniversary, anniversary
Pour on the hero of the day,
Let him drink everything to the bottom
He has another hundred years to live.

And let him treat his friends
Let it pay attention
And then his friends
Will always be faithful.

Congratulations on your anniversary
We wish you happiness, joy
Good health to you
We wish you at the feast.

Never lose heart
A century with a loved one to while away.
And so that the children do not hesitate,
The grandson was awarded.

We wish the hero of the day
To work faster
Well, summer holidays are hotter,
Yes, stormier than the night.

For the husband to give flowers,
And he carried it in his arms.
Pleased with surprises
Put up with whims.

Don't forget about your friends
You invite them to visit
Pleased to you
Helped sometimes

We congratulated you
Even though they've always done it.
Now it's time to shut up
Sit down and pour.

Under the words of each ditty, you can pick up a special attribute, as a staged gift. If a song is sung about a bag, then you can arrange a simple bag in beautiful paper and give it as a gift, and so on.

But, of course, your congratulations will be the most original!

March 13, 2017 .

We have no doubts, friends,
What ditties should be sung!
Once came to the birthday -
There is nothing to sit in silence!

How old are you, I don't know
And why should I know
Candles on a huge cake
You can take and count!

Steamboats, steamboats.
Oh you steamboats.
Let them go back now
My friend, your years.

Games, contests, gifts
Birthday is not in vain!
Today is a holiday for you -
Red day of the calendar!

Oh, what our years -
We are alive by nature!
What should we look for in the passport?
We'd better sing songs!

We haven't eaten for ten days
And did not drink eight,
We eat everything at the table
Please ask for more!

But, figs to you! It wasn't there -
So the hostess fed
That we can't dance yet
We can only sing ditties!

The chef makes meatballs
The horse makes manure.
I came for my birthday
But he didn't bring a gift!

The phone does not stop
From calls and sms.
birthday raises
To the person of interest!

Coal is needed to
Maintain combustion.
And friends are needed for
To drink at a birthday party!

We came for a birthday
Sing and have fun
To lift your spirits
And forget a little.

Who is closest to the bottle?
Pour on the birthday girl (ku)!
We drink to your health
And you drink to your friends!

We were all invited to the restaurant
Birthday was celebrated.
Would also note
Yes, health is nothing ...

I ate and drank
Almost gave birth!
I will eat and drink more
To redeem a gift.

Do not grieve if on your birthday
You can't eat anymore.
You're quietly jam
Put it in your pocket!

Ditties from the hero of the day

Hello dear guests,
A feast awaits you all,
Eat, drink as much as you like
For my health.

Oh thank you mommy
She gave birth to me in July!
Gather men
Go to the forest with me for barbecue.

Fifty or twenty-five
What's the difference?
Equally men
I fall in love with myself!

Congratulatory ditties with wishes

There is a mare on the mountain,
There is a harrow under the mountain.
Happy Birthday!
Pour more wine!

The ship sails along the Volga,
A motorboat on the Ob.
Happy birthday
And we wish you love!

We all came from mountains
And cool berezhka.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.

I wish everyone a cutie
And you are a fashion model.
If the key is forgotten at home,
That will crawl through the gap under the door.

Be happy, safe
And live a long life
Our beloved, our dear,
The best person!

There's a picture on the wall
The picture shows a sailboat.
May you need less
There will be a syringe and a thermometer.

Galoshes float on the river
Four in a row.
May you have all the horoscopes
They promise only joy.

So that the heart does not hurt
Didn't get dizzy
Rest boldly today
And drop your business!

We wish you a birthday
So that fate does not bypass
Donated a lot of money
And gave you a wife!

Forty years - what a date
Only lived half a life.
We want to live richly
To want and be able to.

On your birthday we wish
Lots of happiness and love!
If you need to drink vodka,
You just call us!

On your birthday we wish
For everything to come true.
Enough strength to work
Left for love.

Garden near the house
In the garden beds ...
Birthday dear.
Be always in order!

Birthday boy, take care
Body, soul, nerves.
Let them rustle in your pocket
Dollars and euros!

congratulations
I publicize:
Wish I want love
Well, and sex, in particular!

There are not so many anniversaries in the life of every person. And not all of us celebrate them on a grand scale. But the anniversary of 50 years always stands apart. After all, it is for this anniversary, which, by the way, is half a century old, that everyone wants to gather all their friends and acquaintances, all relatives and, in general, everyone they know. And when guests come, they will have to be entertained. It is for this that we came up with cool ditties for the anniversary of a woman at 50 years old. Each ditty is energy, good mood and just a funny mini story. So get acquainted with ditties and give them to the hero of the day.

You've been living for half a century
And you won't understand anyway.
That the years are not a problem,
The most important thing in life is friends!

You spent half a century
You have started a new path.
Half a century ahead
So live you years until a hundred!

How to gather all the guests for your holiday? Send invitations to everyone. We have a whole section - anniversary invitations.
See the templates there and use them for free!

Exactly fifty grandchildren
We wish you.
We will help you
We promise it!

We came to congratulate you
We've come to tell you.
So that you don't grieve
And for years, fu, do not care!

I will always be with you
We will never part.
In sorrow, in joy with you,
You are my closest friend!

I will give you flowers
Exactly in years I am!
Wow, the bouquet turned out!
I know, I have not forgotten how to count.

Quickly, quickly rushing to you
After all, I'm already tipsy.
Tipsy how not to be here
After all, your anniversary will not be forgotten!

I'm ready for the anniversary
I bought you flowers.
And I'll bring chocolate
And I will give you everything!

I don't know what to give you
And I suffer from it.
I will give you a smile
And I'll wrap myself up as a gift!

How I wake up in the morning
I pick up the phone right away.
I'm sending you an SMS
Good morning I say!

We're having fun today
We are all friends today.
Well, in the morning mineral water,
Hey, don't touch, she's mine!

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