I wish you all the most beautiful
Happiest:
Health - chocolate,
Fun - grape
Life is endless
Youth - eternal
Smiles - strawberry!
And life will be easier.
Watch everyone! Very funny!

Happy Birthday! Success in work, pleasant weather, pure, gentle and repeated love, children of different sexes, coats for a figure, neighbors in a compartment that do not drink or smoke, silky hair, snow-white teeth, wealthy husbands, gentle sponsors, smart lovers, spouses in law , mothers-in-law living in another region, submissive daughters-in-law, washed dishes, husbands not snoring and shaved at night, colleagues not fixated only on grandmothers, enemies of the weak, enemies of the very weak, dinners in bed, polar impressions and ... ... these .... well, in general, that ... ... regular
3.

I wish everyone to love, fall in love,
Marry, have sex.
Then multiply, multiply,
And also have sex.
Surrender to work with ardor,
And then -. have sex
Enjoy life with the blessings
... And have sex zealously
All that I dreamed of, wait,
And still have sex.
And do not give up before age! -
Grow old, but have sex!
... It's time, perhaps, to round off:
Called to have sex.
Tin - watch to the end!

I wish you great health,
So that the chest does not hang with a rag.
And cunnilingus once a week
Somebody else would do you.
And early in the morning at dawn
When there is no strength to wake up,
Damn the alarm clock
And wild sex woke you up.
5.

So that the chest is like Irene Ferrari,
And the ass to be like J. Lo.
So that the men open their mouths,
They took us in cool cars.
So that they throw all the flowers at their feet,
And every day they swore in love
And in boutiques to dress,
Anyone fulfilled a whim.
So that sex will fly away until dawn
It was done so that there was always loot,
Rest in Egypt all summer
And travel to Turkey in winter.
In Ibiza to hang out
So that the men swear in love
(I would like to repeat myself).
In short, make it all hurt!

I wish you a birthday
elite clothes And Cars,
Always have a pleasant excitement
And there is no end to men
So that the manicure is always in order
And appearance is a pure ideal,
In love, so that it is only sweet
So that everyone stands on you!

One bottle, two bottle!
Happy birthday Drugan!
Let NOT There Be a Hole in Life
Your filled Pocket!

Three bottle and four ...
We are already sailing with you
FOR Tomorrow in our WORLD
The lights out WAS very long!

Five bottles and a sixth ...
Che ... more to you wish? ...
Let your whole life in sartier
It will be easy, your mother ...

Seven along the way and the eighth ...
Something I do not see you ...
Where did you go? Well, a traitor ...
I got lost ... I hate it!
Cool congratulations happy Birthday.

Buddy, I wish you cool parties
cheerful beautiful Ol, Mash And Irinok
Boring winter, flying summer
I wish to be fashionably stylishly dressed AND
tickets for happy ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE
And so that friends help out in trouble!

I wish you had everything in your life ...
... AND EXPECTED PLEASURES,
and PLEASANT UNEXPECTATIONS!

Happy birthday my friend!
Let everything be with you:
And the penthouse and the servant
The yacht is personal!
In the center is a private apartment,
Dress up in boutiques
And be mad only with fat,
And you live as in dreams!

Happy birthday, or what?
Happy souls!
But to grow up until Still do not rush.
Be diligent daughters
Make your mother happy more often ...
Well, just in short!
In general, do not be ill!

To eat and drink
So that I wanted and could
FOR EVERYONE AND EVERYWHERE
HAS BEEN AND with WHERE HAS BEEN!

Birthday is cool
THIS IS Kama Sutra Like
: For enthusiastic souls
- It's so nice, even if you dance!

Birthday is glorious
Today you are the Most Important
Everybody says that
- Ears burn all day!

Birthday is cool
It means NOT at all in vain
WE Came to .. you Today
Because to One WHAT
SO indulge in delight -
This is just a perversion!

In general, happy birthday to you! ..
A glass ... That is, I shake my hand!
13.

I wish you had a lot in your pocket, bananas and cabbage bloom, and smile with all your mouth, a smile so suits you!

Citizen's birthday girl! Considering that the degree of your profitability along the thorny path to the cemetery has approached a significant, but not critical limit, I hasten to congratulate you on the next stage passed and even more hasten to envy your permissive age. (18 years old - you can buy alcoholic drinks) May your happy years multiply due to the decreasing unhappy ones. May your personal life be rebuilt in the spirit of the times. May your nose always keep to the wind of change!

Today is your birthday
So, you need to powerfully break away!
After all, you will have a whole year
That would have time to recover a little!

16.
Happy Birthday Congratulations
And with all our hearts we wish:
Siberian to be healthy
To live a long time in a Caucasian way,
Gypsy Be cheerful
And drink vodka in Russian!

17.
Congratulations! I wish you
FORCES Male AND Female attention,
Business to develop to the scale of the universal,
Cold beer in warm company.
One more time about female attention ...
Bourgeois money in a leather wallet,
Meet frostbitten ones less in life,
Cool car and green light,
(To beer, I forgot, more salty),
Soak our enemies all in the outhouse,
And, accordingly, world peace!

18.
Be beautiful Malvina AS
AND LIKE Cinderella Miles!
Let them love you right away
Thirty-three heroes!
19.
WHAT to wish a man on his birthday
More useful business meetings,
And life is sweeter than the best jam,
And not to know genital diseases ...

To have more love in life,
Preferably - several times a day!
FOR All Women to love you
And warmed the soul And the bed!

WHAT TO SAY ABOUT OUR BIRTHDAY
His face is courageous,
Heart - noble
Intellect is powerful
Character - persistent,
Eyes are clean
The look is piercing
The head is cooking
He rules the wheel
He can do everything
Doesn't regret money
For you Today All the girl is delighted!

21.
I wish you on your birthday,
So that joyful faces are surrounded,
So that there is both fun and peace,
So that the husband is the king, the lover is the prince
And Money, well, quite, quite a bit -
To go to a jeep, and to an apartment in the center,
So that the chest only becomes larger,
A sip of love, but a hundredweight of happiness!

22.
Something has changed imperceptibly
As if someone grew up exactly one year.
What's the crowd at the door?
It's just your birthday today.
How we congratulate you now,
We'll drag by the ears with love,
And your popular person
WE wish you regular love!

23.
Buddy! I wish you always had something to bulge your trousers! ...
.. I meant wallet

Once upon a time God set aside a person for life five years, and horses, dogs, monkeys and all other animals -. For fifty years. The man went to the animals so that THEY gave a Part of their Life to him That's SO And it turned out that for twenty-five years a man lives like a man, for the next twenty-five years he plows like a horse, then he lives like a dog, but for the next twenty-five years they laugh at him like at a monkey. I want to wish you that you will live at least another hundred years as a person!

25.
I wish you were like a salad! ...
... Cool pepper with cabbage!

26.

27.
On your birthday, congratulations from us - this time.
We helmet good words-. THIS TWO
Be all the TIME ahead -. THIS is Three
To live with everyone in friendship, in peace - it seems to be four.
Never lose heart -. It's five
INCREASE ALL THAT IS -. IT'S Six
Be attentive to everyone -. IT'S Seven
Always be in normal weight- it's eight, nine, ten.
Well, in addition to this -
! Happiness, joy, luck
Let your life be NOT sad
The cabbage crunches in the wallet
From a wheelbarrow The key is in your pocket
TV remote is waiting on the couch

28.
Success at 7 is being able to wake up in a dry bed,
Success at 17 is being able to sleep with a girl
Success at 25 is to be able to find yourself a good wife,
Success at 35 is a career and a family,
Success at 35 is family and career,
Success at 65 is being able to sleep with a woman
Success at 85 -. IT'S being able to wake up in a dry bed
I wish you (name) success in later life.

29.
I wish you red girls
To drive blood in your veins,
Wines, vodkas and different sherbets,
What love on an empty stomach!
Let the fun of the fairy tale splash
And let everyone understand the joke
I will not make eyes here,
Good luck in life awaits you!

On your birthday, I wish you
So that all your dreams come true
So that Men surround you,
Not March cats!

So that you can achieve everything.
So that life seems more fun
We wish you a unit
And AFTER many zeros!

Congratulations, hugs,
And we shout to you Hurray!
You are Miss World, Miss Universe
And Miss This Table!

31.
Glasses, forks NO Downtime
Standing for you today!

And then came that evening
Beautiful cake and candles
Decorated the holiday table,
Insanely glad to meet you ...
I raise Rum
For a sweet friend,
And in any case,
I wish you….
... Buzz happiness and steam,
Which will lead to a spouse,
And if you want a big one,
Beat all the dishes with happiness ...
And run at home naked barefoot!

33.
I wish that in your house the table is always full of food, and the bed is always full of pleasure.

I wish you the keys from the car
So that you never feel sad!
And all that a man wants is
Beauties with forms are always
More cold beer,
Salted fish under it,
So that everything lasts always longer,
Nothing annoyed!

35.
Health, happiness, money, sidekick,
We wish! So that the soul is full!
And remember: you can't argue with that,
Whatever sidekick wants.

36.
Birthday! Really!
Has a year passed since last?
After all, with that fun STILL
Not in any way I walked away!

Let there be fewer critical days
And more - cloudless, passionate
Let the Money be in full in Your bag,
! And less dangerous connections
Hope, health, luck and strength,
Love - no problem flights,
And so that Abramovich asked for his hand,
And joyful life ups!

38.
Be who you are:
For friends - a good friend
At home - a loving spouse
And a caring father
And in bed - well done!

39.
How important it is in life to have time for everything:
To plant children and give birth to a house,
And don't forget to build a tree,
And I would also like to have a model wife ...
You will have all this, I know for sure
In a different order, maybe, but not the essence.
Happy birthday to you today, congratulations
And I'll try to pop in the evening!

Happy Birthday to You,
Happy aging.
Not on the lungs of hemp,
Here's the jam.
41.
I wish your life was dirty and dark ...
So that money is like dirt, but happiness in your eyes darkens!

So that you can achieve everything.
So that life seems more fun
I wish you a unit
And AFTER many zeros!

43.
Happy birthday, congratulations
We will give you the whole team.
And with all our hearts we wish
Always be so beautiful.
Let All the lady stacks
Silently, they lay down under their feet.
You should be with them
figure it out Quickly.
Money for you to row with a net
Let everything always be a bunch.

Dear colleague
You should know that we are always ready to come to your rescue ...
... And the more revenue, the better!

45.
Congratulations! I wish you that every day you have pain in a different place, because, as experienced doctors say, real health is when every day hurts in a different place ...

46.
Let you argue over trifles
You call everyone "horseradish", "kick"
We congratulate you, sidekick,
Happy birthday to you!

47.
Dear (name)! Let the cognac you drink be older than the women you sleep with!

48.
Happy Birthday friend!
Of all the arts, the most important thing for us is BEER!
Come more often to our "art history circle"!
So that you live beautiful
I wish Lots of beer!
In mugs, cans and bottles!
A box of beer in the freezer!
And so that you can handle it,
We are already running to you!

49.
Jokes aside
It's time for great things!
For a birthday equally
pour a bottle!

Wish for your birthday
Well, just a lot of pleasure!
Stacks, glasses, with a beer mug
And cool girlfriend
Dancing-shmantsy until you drop!
What, do you need something else?

What are the usual birthday greetings? Just look at any postcard on the bookshop counter - there is either a beautiful lush poem or a long list of wishes. On a birthday, they usually wish you health, happiness, so that all dreams come true.

On the wedding day - to live until the golden wedding, live in love and peace for many years, give birth to wonderful children and many good words... In postcards for newborns, they write wishes for the baby to grow up healthy and beautiful, to obey the parents. Of course, many will like such congratulations, but not everyone. A small child and teenager should not be congratulated with an elaborate and ornate poem with many standard words.

Such wishes are too boring for them, they are unlikely to be remembered for a long time. But the birthday boy will surely like happy birthday wishes, cool and unusual, with a twist. They will listen to such wishes with pleasure and maybe even tell their friends. However, birthday greetings, cool and original, are liked by many adults. In order to read such an unusual text at a gala evening, you need to know the birthday person and his sense of humor well, so as not to offend with an inappropriate word.

Cool birthday greetings that mention the Canaries and the "sweet life" can both amuse the birthday boy who is in financial difficulties and sound like a mockery. Who else should not be congratulated in this way? Bosses, the elderly and unfamiliar people (for example, neighbors in the stairwell).

In some cases, cool congratulations will look like familiarity, and in some, although they will not cause obvious negativity, they will not cause the birthday person to be happy either. Guests often make this mistake - they write such wishes and buy such cards as they like, forgetting that other people's tastes may differ.

In order not to miss a little,
With a birthday present,
Better to take a box of beer
And provide congratulations.

And attach a funny rhyme
With a cool rhyme Congratulations!
He's a much needed talisman
Will give money to your pocket,

In love will undoubtedly help
And will introduce you to Miss Universe!
Protect from all diseases
Whether it's migraine or laryngitis!

Read often, loudly, aloud,
And increase your tone, spirit!

I'm bringing you for your birthday
Sausage from the store,
For delicious cucumber vodka,
And delicious cabbage rolls,

Mineral water for treatment,
Sweet biscuits for tea.
There are many words for wishes,
Gifts, money and love,

Health, happiness and flowers,
And so that you are not alone
Catch my cool congratulations!

My gift is like a congratulation
Verbal message in a pair of lines.
Ready for the birthday boy
I read it over and over again.

My congratulations are very sweet
Like a ton of whole chocolates.
It contains a lot of vitamins,
As for a protein athlete!

It brings good luck.
Find a richer job.
And in life, everything will be adjusted!
Will save you from troubles and dirty tricks!

May my bright congratulations
Will become like a furious dash
And the birthday boy will plunge
For alcohol in the refrigerator!

Let the body not get sick
In bed, the girl will warm
Penthouse will be awarded in the Maldives,
Always be so beautiful!

Happy birthday is the best day of the year
Whatever they say!
Do not count the year they
They just froze in the passport!

Can the plan be implemented
By capturing all the sweets
Congratulations to receive,
From serious and foolish.

Make your dreams come true!
Don't put it off until tomorrow!
And then you will appreciate
Life tastes good!

Here is a merry day
A boy is going to a friend
He carries his leaf as a gift,
It has an invigorating greeting:

Don't you ever fade
Be more aromatic than tea
Forget all the bullshit
And rest always, everywhere,

And smile with your whole mouth
Have friends like a jar of sprats
Let it lie in your bed
The hottest dynamite!

I wish that OGO-GO!
And never OXO-XO!
Little AX! Well, you can UH!
To take your breath away.

Of course, to be "WOW !!!"
And so that FU is not enough.
So that sometimes "THIS IS YES!"
"WOW!" - not nonsense,

"CAN NOT BE!" - this is real,
"YES WELL HIS!" - let it be virtually.
"WOW!" - to often surprise,
"WELL, EVERYTHING IS A PIPEZ"! - was missing.

Your ears are burning today!
On your birthday from the heart
We are in a hurry to kick them,
Until we sat down to drink and eat.

The older you are, the stronger your ears!
Let them listen to them for many years
From kind, loving friends
Confessions, toasts and speeches!

Anything is possible on Birthday-
Without any "no" and "but":
Crocodile in a helicopter
With a kilogram of popsicle

Will arrive, congratulate, loudly
The accordion will sing:
"Happy Bezday, my dear!"
And hand over a huge cake!

I wish you a birthday
Attention to your friends!
So that together - to the skating rink, to the theater,
To the cinema, to tennis and to the museum!

So that life was - well, just super!
It contained fairy tales and flowers!
And you were so that the queen
The mistress of your destiny!

Holidays are different
Someone has ugly
Lots of booze ... the bottom line ...
Into the sewer drain.

But we all have chiki-bunches,
We rest without boredom
Happy Birthday to You,
Congratulations to all friends ... well, me!

To know everything

Happy birthday, congratulations
And we wish you fun
To catch a moment of happiness
Hold, don't let go.

Don't dance until you drop
And do not drown in love,
It's just to know everything in life,
For health, which is not harmful.

Be cool

I wish you live and smile
Sleep sweetly at night
Well, if you really do not sleep,
That is with friends to walk.

And I also wish you
From finance to the harvest,
Lexus or BMW
To stand in the garage.

Eat caviar with spoons
In the resorts in the morning
Not to grow old, but to be young,
Be cool, don't be lazy!

In chocolate

Let everything be "in chocolate"
Let inspiration be in full swing
Slay everyone with your charisma
I wish you a birthday.

May fortune be friends with you
Fart goes to the seagulls,
Let success whirl like a tornado
Let love give impetus.

Wish with a joke

In order not to suffer from stress,
Boredom, nerves, stress,
I wish you feelings and sex
On your lovely birthday.

Let the soul melt with happiness
The body is drawn to love
To make life successful
Let the passion boil in the blood.

Parting words of the birthday man

They came to me for my birthday
They brought their girlfriends with them ...
All salads and sweets
Have eaten them up without shame!

What about gifts? And the flowers? Forgot to bring?
To congratulate the birthday boy? We didn't have time either!
A lot of rubbish was left in the broken apartment:
"Nothing," I said, "They were guests!"

Like a fish in a pond

Happy birthday, dear friend!
Always love your friends!
Live like a fish in a pond
And I will always come to you!
I will always come to the rescue
When fate gave a kick.
I will support you with my shoulder
Ruble, care, roll!
I wish you to live always
And so that the need does not crawl into you!
And let there be a class in fate
My comrade, we drink to you!

Dollars in pockets

I wish you a birthday
Eat in restaurants
Dress up haute couture
Dollars in pockets.

So that there is a car, a yacht,
Villa somewhere in Saint-Tropez
So that luck is sure
In deed and love to you.

Wealth in the wallet

Happy Birthday!
And I wish you happiness right away!
Let it pass by
Woe and misfortune!
Let the jelly river
Your life is flowing!
And as a young month
Prosperity in your wallet will be born!
A ten-story house
And in the garage you "wheelbarrow"!
And quickly pour us
For your luck!

Way to success

Let the rings shine on your hands
And there will be a deposit in the bank.
Fortune will smile at you
So that the path to success is open!

Albeit without delay
Your dreams come true -
Easy and fast. Happy Birthday!
Good luck, luck and love!

Wardrobe with money

I wish that all your dreams and plans
Fulfilled quickly, only giving happiness.
Let the closet and pockets be full of money,
And people around you adore you!

Good luck and joy only meet you
Let them go every day with a smile.
Love will be passionate and endless!
And gifts are waiting for your birthday!

People with eloquence and an exquisite sense of humor always become the soul of any company, they are respected and appreciated, they want to communicate and be friends with them. If you, congratulating a person from the circle of your friends or relatives, do it with enthusiasm and a share of humor, then you will certainly be considered a good person.
Our world is full of gloomy faces and malevolent looks, all this is especially acute on a birthday. It would seem that such a bright holiday should not be overshadowed by either gloomy weather or the sad faces of the people around. Only, unfortunately, very often it happens quite differently, the birthday person's mood spoils in the morning and we can assume that the holiday was not a success.
And it is at this moment that they can come to the rescue original funny birthday greetings, which can be sent in SMS, or you can call and read out in a clear voice funny, positive wishes of happiness and goodness.
After such a congratulation, a joyful feeling and anticipation of even more pleasant surprises awakens in the soul of the birthday man.
And how will you be happy from the realization that it is thanks to your words that the person has ceased to be sad and stepped towards a new day with a smile that will be presented to him on this day.

Poems are born with inspiration,
it only comes if you feel
special moments of fate!

So today,
not an ordinary and boring day,
today is birthday -
holiday today.

Fanfare sounds to the birthday boy today
everyone speaks, with kind words.

I just have to summarize the fact
that the birthday boy is our good man
and everyone is happy for him!

May you have as much health as your mother wishes you! May you have as much strength as your wife wishes you! And when you stay late at night, let it happen what your wife thought, but not what your mom thought!

On your birthday!
I wish you get drunk this day,
Get lost in your apartment
Relatives, friends do not recognize,
And not find your bed.

So that the chest is like Irene Ferrari,
And the ass to be like J. Lo.
So that the men open their mouths,
They took us in cool cars.
So that they throw all the flowers at their feet,
And every day they swore in love
And in boutiques to dress,
Anyone fulfilled a whim.
So that sex will fly away until dawn
It was done so that there was always loot,
Rest in Egypt all summer
And travel to Turkey in winter.
In Ibiza to hang out
So that the men swear in love
(I would like to repeat myself).
In short, make it all hurt!

The statement has long been known
That if someone was born, then always,
At the beginning of the night, on his birthday,
A star shines in the sky.

So don't let your star fade away
And on this day it burns even brighter
Illuminating your glorious path all the brighter
And nothing will darken your life!

One bottle, two bottle!
Happy birthday Drugan!
Let it not be a hole in life
Your full pocket!

Three bottle and four ...
We are already sailing with you
So that tomorrow in our world
It was a very long hang-up!

Five bottles and a sixth ...
Che ... more you wish ...?
May your whole life be in sartier
It will be easy, your mother ...

Seven along the way and the eighth ...
Something I do not see you ...
Where did you go? Well, a traitor ...
I got lost ... I hate it!

I wish you red girls
To drive blood in your veins,
Wines, vodkas and different sherbets,
What love on an empty stomach!

Let the fun of the fairy tale splash
And let everyone understand the joke
I will not make eyes here,
Good luck in life awaits you!

I wish friends to smile when they meet,
I wish you great plans for the evening,
I wish resorts, luxury hotels
Cafes, restaurants, cool cocktails
Outfits cool in price and style -
Well, try on the "Miss World" crown! rating: 28 ↓

Agree, money is rubbish! So I wish you had a whole dump of money! Happy birthday! 37 ↓

I want to wish you - to be cunning and dexterous,
Subjugate men with affection, training!
Well, and I wish them courage and strength,
To have enough money and love for you! 34 ↓ - Funny greetings girl

Girl with fluffy hair.
Girl with shiny eyes
Let there be bright stripes in life
Let everything in life be like in a fairy tale.
The girl is scarlet lips
The girl has a funny nose,
May there be joy and jokes in life,
And there is someone - the most important. 44 ↓

I wish you everything to be:
So that happiness comes to visit,
So that the beloved is a macho and a playboy,
Fans so that the crowd is behind you
To be respected by colleagues and superiors
The salary was constantly raised
And here are the main words (a bit of patience):
Gorgeous! Happy Birthday! 36 ↓

Let life be beautiful
The breath of spring lives on the soul!
And let the wise rejoice the words:
Optimism will always help
And love is always right! 35 ↓

I wish you success in your work, a pleasant salary!
Love - pure, tender and repeated!
Lipstick - long-lasting! Male attention!
Guests - not sudden, and so with understanding.
Hair - silky! Teeth - white!
Friends are not for sale, and sponsors are tender!
The fans are smart! Flowers on the balcony!
Life partners in any region!
And cinnamon coffee! Washed dishes!
Guys - not snoring and clean shaven!
Tights - no puffs! Not a day without new clothes!
And so that you never frown your brows! 46 ↓

To drown you in love! Yes, so that you fall into the abyss of tenderness! Yes, you perish with your chosen one in the Maldives for a month! Yes, I do not want to see you sad! Yes, I would have strangled you in my arms! Be happy my dear! Happy birthday! 35 ↓

Happy holiday to you!
I wish you many, many happiness
Mutual and great love,
To protect you from bad weather!
Let life boil, sparkle
Among the happy shores
And they will always be a support
Fate, Luck and Love! 38 ↓

Warm nest, sonorous chicks,
Life without a cage and without shackles,
High flights, soft landings,
So that the sad sediment does not spoil the soul!
Goodies - a mountain, cool friends,
In life, so that everything is simple OK!
Meetings - unusual! Relatives - healthy!
And new joyful impressions! 48 ↓

On this day, I wish you:
The most beautiful love
The best friends in the world
Great accomplishments,
And brilliant victories!
And a happy life
Without sorrow and troubles! 41 ↓

Let your way of life
Gives pleasure
And a cheerful smile
Brighten up your birthday!
May pleasant moments
Repeated more often
And success and good luck
They are only increasing! 42 ↓

Happy Birthday!
I wish you to sing, dance, blossom!
Sunny days, cool,
And a lot of happiness on the way! 33 ↓

Happy Birthday to You
I want to congratulate very much!
I wish you to be always happy
Healthy, cute and beautiful.
I wish you do not know sorrows
Shine with your smile! 37 ↓

Happy mood day
Happy balloons, cakes, jams,
All wishes come true! 37 ↓

I wish you all the happiest, most beautiful: chocolate health,
grape fun, eternal youth, endless life, strawberry smile, strawberry joy! 35 ↓

Your refinement, your gloss
Let the men do not miss
And the petals of scarlet roses
You are paved the way!
Let there are many wonderful days in life
They bring you pleasure
And a circle of relatives and a circle of friends
Brings super mood! 38 ↓