Congratulations & Selebrations

ALCHEMIK congratulates

happy Birthday Valentina Valentinovna Arbenina- Associate Professor of the Department of Semiconductor Materials, MITHT named after M.V. Lomonosov. We wish our dear colleague good health, creative success and every success!
18.01. 2004 year.

ALCHEMIK congratulates

happy Birthday Andrey Vladimirovich KIRICHENKO- teachers of astronomy and computer science of the Moscow gymnasium 1516. We wish you health and good luck!
January 8, 2004. ALCHEMIK congratulates everyone
Happy New Year,
happy new year
and happy CHRISTMAS!

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ALCHEMIST presents

significant dates of January... Famous scientists were born this month:

English physicist Isaac NEWTON (4.01.1643 - 31.3.1727)

German chemist Eilhard Micherlich (7.01. 1794 - 28.08. 1863), discoverer of isomorphism and polymorphism, inventor of the permanganatometric method of analysis

Danish physicochemist and biochemist Seren Sørensen (9.01. 1868 - 12.02. 1939) - inventor of the logarithmic pH ( pH)

Swedish chemist and mineralogist Johan ARFWEDSON (12.01. 1792 - 28.10. 1841), who discovered the element lithium

Russian physicist Igor Vasilievich KURCHATOV (12.01. 1903 - 07.02. 1960)

Russian physicochemist Nikolai Nikolaevich BEKETOV (13.01. 1827 - 13.11. 1911), who introduced the concept of "electrochemical series of metal voltages"

French physicist André-Marie AMPERE (22.01.1775 - 10.06.1836)

Russian inorganic chemist and pharmacist Karl Karlovich KLAUS (01.22. 1796 - 03.24. 1864), to whom we owe the discovery of the element ruthenium

Russian physicist Lev Davidovich LANDAU (22.01. 1908 - 1.04.1968)

English physicist and chemist Robert BOYLE (25.01. 1627 - 30.12. 1791), one of whose works was called "The Skeptic Chemist".

Happy New Year 2004 !!!

Happy birthday to you
Natalia Samuilovna Rukk
- Scientific Secretary of the Department of Inorganic Chemistry, Moscow State University of Chemical Technology M.V. Lomonosov,
Scientific Secretary of the Institute's Humanitarian Seminar,
tireless worker, sensitive teacher,
a person of high scientific erudition
and great personal charm.
Friends and colleagues.
December 26, 2003.

Teachers, students, former classmates and, of course, the ALCHEMIK
happy birthday
Irina Alekseevna Kozlova
and wish her every success and good health!
December 14, 2003

ALKHIMIK sincerely wishes you a happy birthday
Margarita Zaitsev(To Klepikov)
and wishes her good health, cheerful mood and success in her work!
December 4, 2003

In December, ALKHIMIK congratulates all chemists on their birthdays

German physicist Werner HEISENBERG (Heisenberg) (5.XII. 1901 - 1.II. 1976) - the author of the "uncertainty principle", the fundamental postulate of quantum mechanics;

French physicist and chemist Joseph-Louis Gay-Lussac JL (6.XII. 1778 - 9.V. 1850) - the discoverer of the famous gas law, a stubborn researcher of alkali metals, chlorine, bromine and iodine (and not only! ), a brave traveler;

French chemist-technologist Nicola Leblanc (Leblanc N.) (6.XII. 1742 - 16.I. 1806) - the inventor of the famous method of producing soda "according to Leblanc";

Swedish chemist Karl-Wilhelm Scheele CW (9.XII. 1742 - 21.V. 1786) - the discoverer of many chemical elements (oxygen, chlorine, barium, molybdenum, tungsten) and chemical compounds that are widely known today, such as potassium permanganate, malic, citric, oxalic acids, glycerin, etc.;

French chemist Claude-Louis BERTOLLET (Berthollet C.L.) (9.XII. 1748 - 6.XI. 1822), who not only first obtained potassium chlorate (Berthollet's salt), but also put forward a non-stoichiometric theory of the structure of chemicals ("berthollides");

Swiss chemist Alfred Werner (A. Werner) (12.XII. 1866 - 15.XI. 1919) - the author of the coordination theory of complex compounds;

German chemist Johann-Wolfgang Dobereiner (15.XII. 1780 - 24. III. 1849) - the inventor of the "Debereiner flint", who practically used the phenomenon catalysis, the author of the idea of ​​"triads" of elements (Debereiner's triad);

French physicist Henri BECQUEREL (Becquerel) (15.XII. 1852 - 25.VIII. 1908) - the world's most famous discoverer and researcher of natural radioactivity;

English chemist Humphrey DEVI (Davy H.) (17.XII. 1778 - 29.V. 1829) - for the first time received metals potassium, sodium, barium, calcium, strontium amalgam and magnesium by electrolysis, the creator of a new science - electrochemistry,

Russian chemist Vladimir Vasilievich MARKOVNIKOV (25.XII. 1837 - 11.II. 1904), who formulated the well-known regularity of the course of addition reactions in organic chemistry ("Markovnikov's rule");

English physicist James Prescott Joule (12.24. 1818 - 11.10. 1889), after whom the unit of energy measurement (Joule) is named for a reason - after all, the merits of this scientist in the science of thermodynamics are undeniable;

Russian chemist Vladimir Nikolaevich IPATIEV (21.XII. 1867 - 29.XI. 1952) - an outstanding technologist and petrochemist.

Alchemist congratulates!

Famous scientists were born in November:

... Mary (7.XI 1867 - 4.VII 1934). She was a wonderful woman - a famous physicist and chemist, twice Nobel laureate. She studied radioactivity and discovered new chemical elements together with her husband Pierre Curie. radium and polonium.

... Lise (November 7, 1878 - October 27, 1968), Austrian physicist and radiochemist, student of Marie Curie.
The merits of both outstanding women scientists are reflected in the fact that there are chemical elements in the Periodic Table that bear their names - curium and meitnerium.

... Alexander Porfirevich (12.XI. 1833 - 27.II. 1887), chemist and composer

... Mikhail Vasilievich (19.XI.1711 - 15.IV.1765) - Russian chemist, physicist, geologist, metallurgist, creator of chemical industries, writer, artist and teacher.

... Jan-Diederik (Van der Waals) (23. XI. 1837 - 8. III. 1923) - Dutch physicist, author of the famous studies of intermolecular interactions. In honor of him, the forces of such interaction are called "van der Waals".

ALCHEMIK congratulates

Happy Birthday to Tamara PONOMAREVA and wishes her good health and family happiness.
October 16, 2003

ALCHEMIK congratulates

happy birthday Svetlana Vladimirovna KRYNKIN... Friends, girlfriends, students and colleagues wish our dear Svetlana health, happiness, mutual understanding in the family!
October 8, 2003.

ALCHEMIST reminds

that the month of October has given the world many prominent scientists. Here are their names:
• ... the English physicist and chemist William Ramsay (October 2, 1852 - 7/23/1916), who discovered (together with J. Rayleigh) the noble gas argon, and then (together with M. Travers) - neon, krypton and xenon;
• ... Danish physicist Niels-Hendrik-David Bohr (7 October 1885 - 18 November 1962) - the author of the quantum theory of the hydrogen atom;
• ... the French physicochemist Henri-Louis Le Chatelier (8.X. 1850 - 17.IX. 1936), who not only formulated the well-known law of displacement of chemical equilibrium (Le Chatelier's principle), but also invented the metallographic microscope and platinum-rhodium a thermocouple for measuring high temperatures, patented (in 1901) a method for synthesizing ammonia from hydrogen and nitrogen, studied the properties and methods of preparing cements;
• ... the English physicist and chemist Henry Cavendish (10.X. 1731 - 24.II. 1810) - one of the founders of pneumatic (gas) chemistry and the author of a number of discoveries in the field of physics, which became known to the scientific world only 70 years after his of death;
• ... the French radiochemist Marguerite Perey (19 October 1909 - 13 May 1975), who discovered the radioactive element francium;
• ... the Swedish chemical engineer, inventor and industrialist Alfred-Bernhard Nobel (21.X. 1833 - 10.XII. 1896), known primarily as the creator of dynamite and the founder of the international Nobel Prizes in the field of science, literature and peace;
• ... French chemist and statesman Pierre-Eugene-Marcelain Berthelot (25 October 1827 - 18 March 1907) - one of the founders of the synthetic direction in organic chemistry, inventor of the calorimetric "bomb", researcher of the history of chemistry and author of several thousand scientific articles.

ALCHEMIK congratulates on the name day

of all Lyudmil(September 29), as well as everyone who bears names Faith Hope Love and Sophia(September 30th). Be healthy and happy!

ALCHEMIK congratulates

happy birthday nina YURIEV.
To congratulations and wishes of health, good luck and well-being are joined by:

relatives,

friends and children of friends,

acquaintances and relatives of acquaintances, as well as students of Moscow State University.
September 20, 2003.

THE ALCHEMIST CONGRATULATES

happy birthday Natalya Nikolaevna Ignatov- Associate Professor of the Department of Inorganic Chemistry MITHT, our irreplaceable deputy. dean, lecturer and teacher, a nice, good person. We wish you success in work and health, as well as mutual understanding in the family.
September 10, 2003

ALCHEMIK congratulates

happy birthday Oleg Nikolaevich Puchkova- Assistant of the Department of Inorganic Chemistry. We wish you all the best - success in the teaching field, a scientific career, family happiness, and, of course, good health.
September 6, 2003

ALCHEMIST reminds

• ... that the month of September gave us not only the Day of Knowledge. Prominent chemical scientists were born this month:
• ... Austrian chemist Karl Auer von Welsbach (1.09. 1858 - 4.08. 1929), a prominent researcher of rare earth elements. In particular, he discovered neodymium and praseodymium in "didym", which was previously considered an individual chemical element, as well as lutetium (regardless of the French chemist J. Urbain), discovered the luminescence (glow) of cerium and other REE salts, invented a gas-hot grid ("Auer caps ") for lighting gas lamps;
• ... German physicochemist Wilhelm-Friedrich Ostwald (2.09. 1853 - 4.04. 1932), not only one of the founders of physical chemistry, but also a positivist philosopher;
• ... the English chemist and physicist John Dalton (6.09. 1766 - 27.07. 1844), who not only discovered many chemical and physical laws to the glory of the atomic-molecular theory, but also compiled a table of relative atomic weights. He was the first to guess to take the atomic weight of hydrogen as a unit;
• ... the German organic chemist Friedrich-August Kekule (September 7, 1829 - July 13, 1896), who proposed the cyclic structural formula of benzene;
• ... Russian chemist Alexander Nikolaevich Nesmeyanov (09.09. 1899 - 01.17. 1980), specialist in the field of organometallic compounds, researcher of "sandwich" compounds of transition metals (for example, ferrocene derivatives);
• ... Russian chemist Alexander Mikhailovich Butlerov (September 15, 1828 - August 17, 1886), the author of the theory of chemical structure, a prominent teacher-chemist and champion of higher education for women;
• ... the American inorganic chemist Neil Bartlett (b. 09/15/1932), who discovered the chemical compounds of noble gases, which were previously considered chemically inert;
• ... the French chemist Henri Moissant (September 28, 1852 - February 20, 1907), who first obtained gaseous fluorine by electrolysis and wrote the textbook "Course in Mineral Chemistry";
• ... English physicist and chemist James Dewar (20.09. 1842 - 27.03. 1923), researcher different processes at ultra-low temperatures, the inventor of the Dewar vessel (an example of which is a thermos flask) and the first practically important smokeless powder (cordite is a mixture of pyroxylin and nitroglycerin with petroleum jelly);
• ... the English physicist and chemist Michael Faraday (09.22. 1791 - 08.25. 1867), one of the founders of quantitative electrochemistry, the author of the discovery of the laws of electrolysis, electromagnetic induction and others;
• ... French chemist Antoine-Jerome Balard (09.30. 1802 - 03.30. 1876), the author of the discovery of the element bromine.

The chemist knows the elements
And for this - compliments!
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts,
May life be wonderful!
Mendeleev table,
To turn into your happiness,
Bringing a lot of income,
Certainly all year round!

Happy birthday to the chemist

Happy birthday, wise chemist!
We wish all the vicissitudes to spite
Be strong in body and soul,
And so that good companions are lucky.
Do not explode from everyday experiences,
Cheer up and always be in the saddle.
And the troubles in captivity, of course, do not give up,
And in this we are your assistants.

Congratulations to the chemist in prose

A chemist is like a magician: he can calmly change the color of the solution, get an explosive mixture and, in general, is able to amaze, work miracles, which certainly arouses great respect. May there be many successes and discoveries in your chemical practice1 We wish you great family happiness, love and prosperity!

Happy Chemist Day

On Chemist's Day, I congratulate you, and with all my heart I want to wish you. Let the main, most important discoveries be ahead of you, let the new elements appear in the table thanks to you. May there be happiness in your personal life, may
success always accompanies you.

Happy Chemist Day

Congratulations on the Day of the Chemist -
You are just amazing people
From minerals - make dates,
From beetroot - almost bee honey.
You in the old days for various tricks
Could have easily stoned with stones,
But we are not as dark as our grandfathers,
And we can understand and love you!

Happy Chemist Day

On Chemist's Day, I congratulate you, and with all my heart I want to wish you. Let the main, most important discoveries be ahead of you, let the new elements appear in the table thanks to you. May there be happiness in your personal life, may success always accompany you.

Chemists can do anything!
School taught us this too.
They are pleased in their world, freely
Experimenting over and over again!

May everything be fine in your life
May all reactions be pleasant
Every atom of your body
Let's be happy, beautiful, neat! ©

Sunday, clear, May
I'll fuck you
Congratulatory lines
And I will scatter in boasting.
After all, Chemist's Day happens
Only once a year my friend
I wish to be recognized
The sea of ​​all your merits.
So that the work only rages
Everything was always successful
So that the soul is happy
Energetic, young. ©

Happy chemist day

Anyone could celebrate chemist's day
Let him enter the house of everyone - and more than once:
We live, eat and sleep next to chemistry,
And our common path is irreversible.
Meeting her all my life, we don't know her
And we respect chemists for magicians,
This means that their day is a holiday of skill.
Continue your magic!

Happy chemist day! Congratulations:

If you take a piece of bacon
Carry out its pyrolysis -
We will not get enough fat
(Let's hydrolyze it)

We get liquid glycerin,
Add nitric acid,
Add a desiccant
Pass a dense filter through the filter.

And we get in the end -
Liquid nitroglycerin.
This is not "black powder" for you,
Not even pyroxylin.

If there is nitroglycerin
We will take in abundance -
Let's make a revolution
(On the second try)

To build communism -
Lard is confiscated:
Suddenly someone repeats the synthesis
(We do not risk it).

Student jokes for the day of the chemist

I'll get up early in the morning
I'll drink a mug of mercury
And I'll go die
In this institute!

The students are sleeping, and the professor
He bowed his head quietly.
A thin stream is pouring from the desk
Someone spilled ether.

Chloropicrin spreads like a tablecloth, a tablecloth
And gets under the gas mask.
Everyone, everyone believes in the best.
An explosive mine is falling behind you.

Who was not a student
Tom does not understand
How you want to eat
How I want to sleep.

There is no reception against bromine,
If there is no bromine fluoride.

H2O is not our motto.
Ours is C2H5OH.

The sun is shining brighter
And the landscape is more fun
When in your stomach
C2H5OH.

Let's distill all the gouache
On C2H5OH!

How did our ancestors live
When there was no burette!

I got up from the couch early in the morning,
I'm not happy with the white light.
Since me again today
Titrate tetraborate.

It is interesting:
In the years 1870-1875. at the St. Petersburg Academy of Sciences (apparently, within the framework of the "Russification" of the chemical nomenclature), the possibility of using such combinations of words for the names of chemicals that would resemble Russian surnames, first names and patronymics was discussed in earnest. For example, the name “hydrogen oxygenovich” was suggested for water, “potassium chlorovich” or “potassiy chlorovich” for potassium chloride, “hydrogen chlorovich” for hydrochloric acid, “potassium chlorovich acid” for potassium hypochlorite KClO, for berthollet's salt (potassium chlorate KclO3) - "potassium chlorovich trikislov") ...

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V it's sunny sunday in may
The turn has come to congratulate you, friends.
Happy Chemist's Day today
All those who linked their fate with chemistry!
You deserve gratitude with your work
And respect! After all, wherever you look
You put your hand everywhere!
For you today, wishes sound:
Let the thought beat, let your hands not get tired
Do good, good deeds!
I wish you success, ministers of science,
And happiness to you, and joy in full!

V Sunday, clear, May
I'll fuck you
Congratulatory lines
And I will scatter in boasting.
After all, Chemist's Day happens
Only once a year my friend
I wish to be recognized
The sea of ​​all your merits.
So that the work only rages
Everything was always successful
So that the soul is happy
Energetic, young.

D Chemist's day is a great date!
Hurray for Mendeleev, so brilliant,
What wisely and generously I once invented
For human needs, drinking is ideal!
I congratulate everyone who is friendly with chemistry!
Well? Pouring a classic drink?
Yes! This drink is needed on a festive day,
To drink to the feat in the chemical field!

B Without chemistry today - life is boring,
Wherever you stick, connections are everywhere.
Chains of formulas turn into wires
And resurrect the best moments.
Congratulations to those who believe in miracles,
Who creates them with inspiration every day!
We give a three-time "Hurray!"
To all chemists whose skill is incorruptible!

P ditch of mistakes, trial and failure,
Chemistry was a great science.
Solutions to thousands of amazing problems
Born hundreds of years in doubtful agony!
Chemical scientist as a great magician,
And its secrets are enclosed in the formulas,
They have a secret sign of the universe,
All questions are answered in them.
So let your formula of fate,
It will bring you good luck and recognition,
After all, like no one else you are worthy
That all your wishes come true!

X imik looks into emptiness,
Sees the beauty of the world.
Congratulations on their day!
In the world we all live in one.
Let's wish them the world
It would be clear to them to the holes!
To molecules and acids!
Chemist! May you be lucky!

V Chemist's Day is bolder
Raise your glass
The great Mendeleev himself
I would say to you that day:
"Praise everyone for work and knowledge,
I am happy for you with all my heart!
Both success and recognition
I wish you at this hour! "

M We often think of chemists as magicians.
What are they cheating, we do not understand,
But so many beautiful and necessary things
Created for a better life for people!

Glass and plastic, brick, shoe polish,
Polyethylene, turpentine, naphthalene,
Lime and varnish, paint, glue, steel, rubber.
Can we do without gasoline?

What about soda? And the soap? How can we live without them?
We cannot exclude chemistry from life.
We live side by side with her and even eat,
And our path together with her is irreversible.

On Chemist's Day, a helmet for everyone:
Let the house be filled with more chemistry,
It is able to facilitate the whole life in many ways,
How can we not love these wizards ?!

We believe that chemists, with their skill
They will surprise us with a new substance more than once.
And let the re-discoveries await ahead!
Their work will always be valuable and important!

D one chemist could be celebrated by everyone,
Let him enter the house of everyone - and more than once:
We live, eat and sleep next to chemistry,
And our common path is irreversible.
Meeting her all my life, we don't know her
And we respect chemists for magicians,
This means that their day is a holiday of skill.
Continue your magic!

N azlo to the adherents of tradition
Chemists always have their own way:
Let us not dream of a table -
Something else will dream!
That is why in every century
Our genius is always appropriate ...
Happy Chemist Day to all of you, colleagues!
Give С2Н5ОН!

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Washer in the goal,
The stands in ecstasy
You hockey player
Congratulations all at once.

To you in New Year
Wish you victories
Games, training
No injuries and no troubles.

Cups to take
In every ending
Strength and precision
Was so in good shape.

List of victories
Never ended
And in life with hockey
You never parted!

Football player

You don't play on New Years
You left the ball aside
You celebrate the holiday violently
Like all people on Earth.

And after training again,
Your season is not over
And so as not to lose skill,
You go out onto the lawn again.

Since childhood, right after school,
I ran to play football in the yard,
Then to the football section
Then your father brought you.

Now dreams are completely different
And there are goals, although they are difficult,
But on New Years you will make a guess
So that all your dreams come true!

Economist

You economist
Happy New Year
Let the money be regular
They drip into the account.

I wish the calculations
You conducted it right
Economic effect
It was calculated for sure.

Let the calculations help
Reduce costs
Gives let the savings
Profit from year to year.

Rich and happy
May there be a New Year
To you, economist,
Let them be lucky in everything!

Energy

For warmth and light in houses
You are always responsible
Happy New Year
You, energetic.

We wish to keep
Wire tension,
So that snow, wind and storm
They have never been torn.

In the New Year, so that gas through the pipes
He came to us steadily,
And the ruptures of the heating main,
Energetic, you didn't know.

May the New Year be good
No accidents and problems
So that on holidays and weekdays
You provided us with everything.

Lawyer

For the servant of Themis
New Year's greetings,
So that in the New Year everything is done
You could win, lawyer.

And there was always good luck
On your side
Together with the salary bonus
I got you doubly.

I wish the laws
You knew up and down
New year for you, lawyer,
To make you happy!

Chemist

You are not afraid of acids
And you are friends with salts,
Both in everyday life and in production
We need you, a chemist.

In the New Year, everyone is in the mood
You will create fun
Will you pour it into glasses
You are С2Н5ОН.

We wish you New Year
Successful experiments
So that you please the world
The formula for happiness.

For schoolchildren

Winter holidays,
The frost stings on the nose,
Happy New Year to you
Schoolboy, congratulations.

Santa Claus with gifts,
There is a carnival by the tree,
Joyful, cheerful
The hour has come for you.

Abandoned notebooks
Forgotten all the lessons
You meet joy
You are flying on a sled down a hill.

Wish New Year
Good luck and fun
And so that the whole year is beautiful
There was a mood.

Photographer

Happy New Year to the photographer
A million orders
Take off near the Christmas tree
I would like to all at once.

And you, photographer,
I want to wish
With their own
Surprise the whole world.

New year fame
Let it bring you
To the heights of excellence
Talent leads you.

To the surgeon

On New Years you are a scalpel
Do not let go of your hands
Thin circles
Slice the salami.

In sharpened movements
Surgeon's skill,
Slicing you a table
Decorated for the celebration.

Good luck to you surgeon
I wish you New Year,
Successful operation
Let each one pass.

Let there be patients
Alive and healthy
And joyfully you
Happy New Year.