The family is waiting for an addition. Liza (5 years old) asks her mother:
- And why is your stomach getting bigger and bigger?
- Ate a watermelon, swallowed a seed, now a new watermelon is growing in my stomach! Mom answers.
Lisa narrows her eyes and puts her hands on her hips:
“Are you pregnant, my dear?”

My son is 2 years 6 months old. I took him to the children's hospital for vaccinations.
We sit in the vaccination room, waiting for my aunt to load the syringe. Suddenly, he
turns to me and says:
"I'll wait for you in the car, okay?"

In summer, the son (4 years old) sits and takes a blade of grass in his mouth as if
smokes. Is talking:
- Mom, look, I smoke.
“Kolya, you can’t smoke!”
- Mom, I'm weed.

We're back from the fireworks show. Cub (3 years 6 months) all 50
minutes of the performance sat as if spellbound. It broke in the car.
He hugs me from the back seat by the neck:
"Mom, I'm so happy!" Thank you for giving birth to me.

Kirill (2 years 1 month) on the street saw someone coming out of the entrance
man and without unnecessary greetings, addresses:
- Did you go for a walk?
The man was taken aback:
- Yeah.
- Did you wear a hat?
- Yes.
And put on mittens. Cold. Very cold.

In the garden, the teacher says:
- What to do? We have two Kolyas.
Mine says:
- Call me, Nikolai the first ...

My five-year-old son is standing in the bathroom, looking at his "household" and
profoundly says:
- I understood - here it is, the end of the spine ...

Anton (6.5 years old) asks:
- Mom, I forgot, cows, sheep, chickens, geese - as in one word
called? Cattle or bastards?

Daughter:
- Dad, when the renovation is over, how old will I be?

My younger sister Once I decided to call my father at work:
— Hello! Is this dad's job? Call dad!

The other day I found my “diary of a young Natasha-mother”.
“My son is 15 months old (now 5.5 years old). Can't drive in public
transport, because I'm dying of laughter. Let's go, sit down, son
chooses a nearby young man smiling sweetly and saying:
- Dad!
Many "dads" got off at the nearest bus stop..."

Walked with my son (2 years old) in the park and saw the twins. seeing them and
staring at him for a long time, he says:
- Where's mine?

Mum:
- Yes, Veronica, we probably spoiled you ... You'll have to
punish!
- How is it - you spoiled me, and punish me?

The daughter of relatives has long been begging for a brother or sister.
Mom explains to her:
“Well, understand, dear, dad is on a flight, he won’t arrive soon, and without dad we can’t have a baby.
But the girl was quickly found:
- On the contrary, let's start it now, and dad will come, and we will tell him: “Surprise!”

I bought myself a silver set (bracelets and a ring) on ​​the ancient Egyptian theme. Daughter (4 years old) examines carefully, then asks:
- Mom, this is Ancient Egypt?
- Yes daughter.
Husband asks:
— Daughter, how do you know that this is Ancient Egypt? Could this be Ancient China?
- Dad, this is your watch - Ancient China, and my mother has Ancient Egypt.

Away. Adults are shy. The hostess says:
- Why don't you eat at all? Help yourself, isn't it tasty?
A child (4.5 years old) comes out and loudly gives out:
“You’re not at home here, eat what you get!”
I brought the phrase from kindergarten ...

I scolded my son (5 years old) for something. He sat down on the floor, took out paper, pencils, and "pouting" to me:
"Then I'll draw you fat!"

My husband and I got married when our youngest third son was 3 years old. Well, before everything somehow did not reach the hands. We once had everything.
A couple of weeks before the event itself, the middle son (9 years old) asks:
- Mom, why are you all fussing with Anya (his godmother), running somewhere all day long, what kind of carnival dress did you drag?
Anya laughs:
- Tolik, it's your mother who has gone crazy, she's getting married.
Tolik dumbfounded like this:
“Does dad know?”

A friend tried to teach her son to sleep in the nursery. He fell asleep with his parents, she took him to the nursery. After 15 minutes, he returns and again to his parents in bed. His mother took him back to the nursery. He returned again. She carries him to the “place” for the third time, and he, through a dream:
“Well, how long are we going to run like this?”

I took my youngest daughter to work with me. She walked around there, wandered, and went into the director's office. I sit and hear them talking about something, and the little one proudly says:
“And my mom can still grunt!”

My daughter asks me:
Mom, what time was I born?
I told her:
— At twelve o'clock.
And she scared me:
“Oh, I must have woken you up?”

Grandmother is watching a fashion show on TV with enthusiasm. Anton (4 years):
- Grandma, what is evening dress?
Grandmother, not looking up from the screen:
— Well, Antoshka, imagine that a girl puts on her most elegant dress, a boy puts on his most beautiful suit...
Anton impatiently interrupts:
“And they go pooping together?”

At the dacha of our grandmother - the simplest toilet of the "hole in the floor" type.
When Anya had to use it, she asked to be held by the hand. All the while she kept repeating:
“Just hold me tight. Do you remember that I'm your favorite girl in the world?

I watch the news, my son runs in and shouts:
— Oh, Medvedev!
I ask:
— Do you know who Medvedev is?
Yes, Putin.

The wife went to the hospital for preservation. I stayed at home, son Svyatoslav (4 years old) and son Yegor (2 years old). I only know how to cook pasta. So, I cooked pasta for them, slightly salted. The first one came running, Svyato tried it. Without saying anything, he leaves the table. He goes to the nursery. At the door she meets Yegor, who is going to eat, takes him by the hand, takes him to the nursery and says:
Yegor, don't eat. You are my only brother...

I had to invite my mother.

We went to the store and left the car under a tree. While walking, a flock of birds flew in and pretty shitted on the roof and hood. I had to drive the car to the sink and wash to a state of cleanliness. After washing, my son looked at the car and issued:
- Well, the birds will look at the car and say: “Poop, poop and all in vain!”

The son at the zoo asks his father:
- Dad, if a tiger breaks out of the cage and eats you, then which bus should I take home?

Leo is 6 years old. We go with him to the neurologist. Lyovka is naughty - the doctors are tired of him. I tell him:
This doctor will not do anything to you, he will only talk.
— Is that all?
- Well, maybe it will knock with a hammer, but it doesn’t hurt.
We've arrived, let's go. Doctor:
- Hello, Lyovushka!
- Hello! Well, where is your ax?!

We hope that we have cheered you up, smile more often!

From what kind of relationship a father builds with his daughter, it largely depends on how her personal life will develop.

The role of the father in the upbringing of the girl is difficult to exaggerate. A father is nothing less than the first man in the life of a future woman who can instill self-respect in her, raise her self-esteem, teach her to understand the psychology of the stronger sex, which will be very useful to her decades later. Unfortunately, in many Slavic families, an anachronism is still incredibly tenacious: as soon as a girl enters puberty, the father seems to be “thrown out” of his daughter's life.

Not every parent is able to overcome the natural bashfulness in communicating with an emerging girl who seemed to be taught to ride a bike yesterday, and today you find her kissing in the park “with some kind of juvenile scoundrel”. Meanwhile, psychologists assure: for teenage girls, emotional closeness with their father is even more important than for their peers-boys. Because on what kind of relationship “daddy” builds with his daughter during this difficult period, it largely depends on how the relationship of the grown daughter with men will develop.

- Of course, for most fathers, raising a girl is much more difficult than a boy. After all, if each of the dads involuntarily sees himself twenty or thirty years ago in his little miracle in pants and with a water gun, then the psychology of charming creatures with pigtails and barbies in their hands is a parallel galaxy for them, says psychologist Anna NEGLINNAYA. “But it is necessary to approach this unknown world in time. So that later, as an adult, the daughter does not do stupid things, building relationships with her men.

Specialists in family relations in many countries of the world have noted the fact that most often those women who do not have emotional contact with their father are unhappy in love. Of course, this is not an axiom. Many women raised by single mothers successfully marry and have children. But still, in about six cases out of ten, when a woman cannot arrange her personal life in any way, when she burns herself in love every now and then, when she makes similar mistakes with every new man, it turns out that she has complicated relationship with his father.

“Complex” is a multifaceted concept. For example, do they not communicate at all? Or outwardly everything looks decent, but the daughter and father do not have real intimacy, sincere conversations about personal, psychological support?

— Quite right. Simply put, the father did not "direct" the scenario of his daughter's future personal life when she was aged 12-18. However, he is not necessarily a drunkard, a gulena, or an outright domestic tyrant. No, it can be a wonderful person who honestly supports his family, enjoys doing it with his daughter homework giving her pocket money. But with all this, she hardly remembers the names of her girlfriends, and she doesn’t even know where, when and with whom she got her first sexual experience. The fact of the matter is that the appearance of a family is not enough for the future personal happiness of children. There must be psycho-emotional contact: conversations, common interests, encouragement, a desire to be aware of most, if not all, events in the girl's life.

- In the fact that a man treats his wife or girlfriend disgustingly, does not want to build family relationships, frankly skimps on signs of attention, we usually blame his mother: she raised him poorly, did not teach him to respect a woman. And when a girl has constant problems in relationships with young people, is her father to blame?

- Partly yes. Of course, we are not talking about, for example, a bad hostess. Dad will not be able to teach his daughter to bake pies and cook dinners. Although this happens too. But in Lately from all sides we hear: modern women They don’t value themselves at all, they are ready to endure an alcoholic, a sadist and a gigolo next to them, just not to be alone ... Here is already a direct hint at some “flaw” of the fathers of such women. Most likely, at a certain stage in life, when a girl develops a model of behavior with men, the fathers withdrew from raising a teenager, deciding that the main thing is to earn money for her clothes and education, and the rest will follow by itself or mom will help. This is fundamentally the wrong approach. Only a father can raise his daughter's self-esteem, teach her to love herself, which in the future will play a decisive role in her relationships with men. In general, this world is fraught with many dangers for the fair sex. And the task of the girl’s father is to contribute to the fight against violence against women, against the sexualization of teenagers on the Internet, against pornography, against advertising companies that earn trillions on girls’ self-doubt, and most importantly, with the opinion that “boys are better than girls.”

Top 5 rules for dad daughter

Talk to her. And not only about school marks. Focus on what really matters: what your girl thinks, what she believes, what she feels, what she dreams about and how she acts. You can have a huge impact on her vision of herself.

Encourage her. Let her love her body and herself. Tell her and prove by your actions that you like her for who she is. It is very important. Look at her as a whole person, capable of great achievements. And then, most likely, your daughter in the future will choose a partner for life, similar to you with her actions and her understanding of life values.

Get involved in her life. Not only mother should know who Galka is, why your girl refuses to be friends with Fedka from a parallel class, and explain how to “kick off” elderly womanizers flirting in transport. Learn the names of her girlfriends and suitors. It is very important that your daughter goes to you for advice in her personal life. After all, you understand men better because you are one of them! Therefore, it is much easier for you to help your daughter understand the ups and downs of love.

Find a common hobby. For example, sports. Why not? By the way, it has been proven that the most physically active girls are those who go in for sports with their fathers. And this category of daughters, by the way, is less likely to get pregnant in adolescence less likely to drop out of school and less likely to associate with bad company.

Learn from other fathers. With the current development social networks it's easier than ever! Communicate with advanced dads on the forums, be interested, discuss, ask for advice and offer it. Remember: your task is to raise a Woman. The one about which no normal man can say a single bad word.

Blitz Poll

What needs to be done to ensure that fathers do not withdraw from the upbringing of their children?

Olga POTKO, single mother, Minsk:

- The upbringing of the future dad should begin even before the pregnancy. Our men need to be accustomed to the idea that we will have a child. We both have. And in no case encourage those who say: “The fear of the young dad is understandable, before the woman belonged only to him, and now someone else will appear! ..” Sorry, this “third man” is the flesh and blood of his father. He also took a direct part in his planning, the conception of a child. So the responsibility is equal. And dad should start raising the baby even before he is born. Together with his wife, go to the doctor, walk on fresh air. And then, just like mom, get up at night, rock a capricious baby, change his diapers, play with him ...

Sergey LOMONOSOV, father of three children, Brest region:

- Yes, just love your kids! And to understand that you still won’t earn all the money, and once lost time, unrealized communication and remoteness from a grown child, while the father honestly made family capital, traveled on business trips and hardly remembered how old his son or daughter was, then he didn’t return. There is something that you can not buy for any clothes or mobile phones.

In recent decades, our wonderful people have suddenly begun to borrow so much from other cultures. We use borrowed words, eat borrowed food ... And we began to have holidays alien to us. For example, St. Valentine's Day has nothing to do with our Orthodox culture. After all, there is such wonderful holiday Day of Peter and Fevronia! That's what we decided to make traditional in our kindergarten.

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Holiday script

"Dads and daughters, mothers and sons"

HOLIDAY PROCESS

The song "Chamomile fields" sounds

Leading: Good afternoon, dear guests! We are glad to see you at the family holiday. Family is the most important thing in life for each of us. The family is close and dear people, those whom we love, whom we take an example from, whom we care about, whom we wish good and happiness. It is in the family that we learn love, responsibility, care and respect.Leo Tolstoy said: "Happy is he who is happy at home." You will become adults, and each of you will have your own family, how do you see it?(children's answers).

In the family circle, we are growing,
The basis of the foundations is the parental home.
In the family circle, all your roots,
And you came into life from the family.

No wonder there are so many proverbs and sayings about the family in Russia, which ones do you know? I know these:

A family in a heap is not terrible and a cloud

Treasure is not needed when the family is in harmony

When the family is together and the heart is in place

Though closely, but better together

With a sweet paradise and in a hut

Live soul to soul

At our family celebration, there are family teams and a family council that acts as a jury. Introducing the teams and the family council (jury).

So here is our family advice:

Chapter _______________

Members of the family council _____________________________________________

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Our competition will be held in several stages:

Stage I: "Business card": self-presentation in free form using any form of presentation. During the competition, participants demonstrate their hobbies, show creativity, imagination. The presentation time is 5 minutes.The maximum score is 5 points.

Stage II: competition "Erudite":during the competition, family members reveal the breadth of their horizons, common culture, improvisation, ingenuity. The maximum score is 5 points.

Stage III: "Family Miracles":during the competition, all families will be given the opportunity to show their various talents: drawing, needlework, singing, reciting poetry.

IV stage: lick your fingers contest: presentation of a signature family dish. The maximum score is 5 points.

Well, it's time to start our competition program.

So the contest "Business card".

(Performance of teams, presentation).

Well, the first contest is over. We learned a lot about our families.

The day of family, love and fidelity is a kind, bright holiday. And who knows what Orthodox saints have become for all of us a real example. One flower has become the Symbol of the Day of Family, love and fidelity ...

They call her a yellow-eyed flower,

They plucked a flower - they guess with petals.

That's right, it's chamomile. Chamomile is a flower of Russian fields and meadows. And besides this, chamomile most directly relates to love. Who knows how? On a camomile they guessed - "loves - does not love."

Now it's time for the second contest"Erudite".

There are many proverbs and sayings about the family. Let's remember them. Now a little warm-up and the first task. You need to correct what is wrong.

- Do not be born beautiful, but be born rich (happy).
- Love is a ring, and the ring has no problems (there is no beginning and no end).
- Seven nannies have a child in sight (without an eye).
- Lovely scold only on Fridays (amuse).

Now continue the proverb.

• A guest on the threshold - happiness in ... (house).
  - A house without a mistress ... (an orphan).
  - Lead the house ... (do not shake your beard).
  - The apple never falls far from the tree).
  - What are rich, ... (they are glad).
  - Being a guest is good, but being at home is better).

The workout went well. Now the second task. From the set of words that you will now receive in envelopes, make up a proverb. You can change the case, form, add prepositions and particles.

Tasks:

- Family, heap, scary, cloud.(A family in a heap is not a terrible cloud.)

- Children, hardship, joy.(Children are not a burden, but a joy.)

- House, lead, sleeve, shake.(House to lead - do not shake your sleeve.)

- Family, treasure, fret, not needed. (No treasure is needed when the family is in harmony.)

– Family, place, soul, together.(When the family is together, so is the soul in place.)

Task three "Through the mouth of a baby."

- This is when everyone is together - mom, dad, grandmother, grandfather.(Family)

- In the family, this is the most precious thing, it is cherished, passed down from generation to generation.(Family heirloom)

- The most gentle, kindest, most beloved person for all people on Earth.(Mum)

- A place where we all go together.(House)

“It’s so small, it’s squeaky, it’s a lot of trouble, but it’s still loved.(Child)

She knits socks for everyone and bakes the most wonderful pies and buns.(Grandmother)
All children play in them.(Toys)

- This is not a man, but he is loved by all family members.(Pet)

Well done, teams. Now it's time to prepare for the third competition. We offer you a choice of several creative tasks:

Leading: While the jury is summing up the results of the two stages, the participants are getting ready, we will play with the fans.

Blitz tournament for fans.

1. Without what bread can not be baked?(Without crust)

2. In what year do people eat more than usual?(In a leap year).

3. What kind of water can be brought in a sieve?(Frozen)

4. What does half an orange look more like?(To the other half)

5. What tree does a crow sit on after rain?(on wet)

6. What fields do not grow grass?(In the margins of a school notebook)

7. What kind of comb will not comb your head?(Petushin)

8. What does the watchman do if he has a sparrow on his hat?(asleep)

9. Where does the water stand in a column?(In glass)

10. What disease does no one get sick on land?(Nautical)

11. What do they walk on but never ride?(On the chessboard)

12. The name of which bird consists of a letter and the name of the river?(Oriole)

13. What is between the city and the countryside?(Conjunction "I")

14. What can you watch with your eyes closed?(Dream)

15. Son of my father, but not my brother. Who is he?(I myself)

Leading: Well, our last competition is "You'll lick your fingers."

Team members will now introduce us to their family specialties.(Teams present their dishes).

Leading: So our competitive tasks came to an end, all participants did an excellent job. While the jury is summing up the results of our competition, we will play a little with you.

Now the floor is given to our family Council.

(Jury word. Awarding in the nominations “The most Friendly family”, “The most creative family”, “The most musical family”, “The most intellectual family”, etc.)

Leading: What is a family? A family is not just relatives who live together, they are people who are united by feelings, interests, attitude to life. There is nothing more precious than a family.

Family is what we share for everyone,

A little bit of everything: both tears and laughter,

Rise and fall, joy, sadness,

Friendship and quarrels, silence seal.

Family is what is always with you.

Let seconds rush, weeks, years,

But the walls are dear, your father's house -

The heart will forever remain in it!

And now, dear participants and fans, finishing this evening, I would like to say a big thank you to everyone and express the hope that the family holiday helped us get to know each other better, unite, take one more step towards mutual understanding and unity.

Final song